Death Inc

Following on from the popularity of the "Dex's Package" replies in the Chatbox, and in extension of Dex's suggestion, I wanted to try something that is popular on one of the Blackberry forums I moderate... basically the premise is to tell a story, about anything, three words at a time. The story develops, three words at a time, and unfolds organically depending on the words each poster contributes. There are some basic rules:

- Each poster can only post three words, in continuation of the story
- A poster can not post twice or more in a row
- Show respect to your fellow posters by not purposely posting a dead end to the story

so here goes:

"One fine day..."

The Story so Far:

"One fine day there was a man walking by and he saw a chick giving Sgt.Fatman a hefty sum of cash for a reacharound which ended in them both feeling rather hot and they were both disappointed that Dex never gave any although, maybe he did after all says the prophets. When they were high above the valley of the horny goats from the place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychw yrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they drank something that seemed rather like weak milky prostitute juice. Then they left for the brothel where they had a completely useless back door session while Jakes2142 watched and filmed while Norton was doing one massively large German girl named Patrick the Swallower. It was later as Norton pondered why Chalice called him Charlene, he had been offended because the police liked to have sex on parade while also craving fingers in their nostrils as precautionary contraception. Big Joe was always gentle until he started sucking violently on his extraordinarily big multi-coloured pineapple flavoured lollipop which he called the Armageddon. It was said he liked hermaphrodites like that one Bohica met last month at the infectious diseases clinic while taking Chalice there for tests because he scratches other people's bums while thinking about the time that the man touched him on the end of his nose. However since losing an eye he'd decided that marshmellows really were not the best thing to use while masturbating over Damit's mum, AKA Gloria Hole. Things were going well for the pair until Damit decided to bring a transvestite friend. She/he was named Mandatory the BIG. Simon and his dog, Rex the Destroyer, who gave head, like a fox, and used to use his fingers, on his socks. But unfortunately he swallowed and choked on the goat we all know as Norton the the horny goat. Meanwhile, at the local supermarket, Chalice was walking through the tampon section bleeding from his rectal passage damage caused by a rectal passage damager, aka Big Bruce. Thumb and Knees they all fit due to popular demand by frisky the horny goat owned by Virgil but leased by Sammy the Clan Bitch who loved nothing more than giving randomizer a Mississippi Lunchbag, however this often caused orifice bleeding from bray's dusty vagina that couldn't handle Virgil's deep penetration using a large replica of Chalice without the miniture penis for clitoral stimulation and vicious sphincter cleansing. Virgil didn't have funds available for a trained Chimp so he used a tiny New Zealander instead. This Kiwi however lacked teeth for the proper stimulation but was able with some assistance to perform a colonoscopy with his index finger. The problem with using spit as lube is that when the finger goes in too far and comes out with slimy, sticky rectal fluids and blood because of the fingernail scratching by the devious Dex's hot mum made me want to get naked with all the little freaks with Oompa Loompa costumes and go hard in a bath full of naked fat lesbians, because Sammy likes cushion for his pushin'. He especially likes Aunty Kylie's ass after visualising it then hitting it with a dead slimy wet fish and veined anus which looks like MrX's face, but tastes like chicken. Then one day Sammy woke up with a huge bloke named Bruce for which he had used orally on multiple occasions and now thinks that Dex was maybe a little overcome by feelings of guilt and came out of the closet with a gimp suit and the biggest dildo that Chal and Damit used to violate Dex after being used to mix acid and anal fluid from your grandma's crack bowl, during the DeathInc weekend meetup, but this mixture turned out to have a strange side effect which involved spasms of the anus and a majority of his hairy and extremely large wrinkly ball sack did not fit the area allowed within somebodies mum's tupperware container. When he discovered that Chalice was frequently thrashing his meaty girlfriend he didn't even know until his wife yelled. 3am this morning there was a very large looking peacock in front of an hermaphrodite that just kept pecking at his groin trying to get revenge on him for posting 'private' videos that he had of Chalice and Noraa doing a rendition of one flew over the cock and balls written by the mentally disturbed bageled a.k.a. the Dirty, Filthy and Disgusting 'Homeless Goat Man'. He'd heard sirens while in the cellar under the local brothel where DI beat SIN and celebrated with copious amounts of drugs farmy sold and distributed by mandatory our busy lube fetcher who told Damit that your ego man was really BIG but shame about erectile dysfunction which always happens when he gets horny and Norton comes on Nikki Webster who just craves sweet strawberry kisses and Aero bars which she inserts into her cavernous warm, sticky, wet, humid, large, dark handbag made of rotting cow placenta. When she finally defecated from excitement and had cleaned up the shit that had exploded all over the small white puppy who had recently taken his own shit and smeared it all over her breasts and Chalice's small testicles while Damit's mum salivated at the unbelievable size of his huge cock and severe phimosis he had cured only days before with rusty tinsnips with hurt like hell! Afterwards, Chalice stared longingly into Goatse's gaping anus while he rubbed one out at his daddy's picture who was Chuck Norris' man slave. One day a little old lady went to the sperm bank to make a withdrawal. She then proceeded to slurp away at the contents of the bucket of fried chicken that Chalice prepared on the ground when he went to the toilet on a boat with his dong hanging out for all the world to laugh at. Meanwhile at the brothel with a crooked sign above the seedy alleyway Damit was caught with pants down on top of a very large greasy, pimply, disgusting woman named Helga, who was using a very large hammer to remove Chalice from her rear entry way because he was clawing his way to the light from what seemed to be a very dark and deliciously smelly pooper that had a skunk for a scent and a chicken for a headdress that squawked 'Chalice has a cracker, Chalice has an angry turtle that he likes to insert into his gaping ass'. Now in the time it takes to insert a penis onto Dex, an angry turtle squeezed into a bum takes far less time. When pre lubed by a sexy female like Chalmela or your pet gerbil named Alfred. The one true friend of a man named Chalice who fucked a goldfish with a pencil sized penis. It resembled Dex's penis but much smaller than the average sized goat's dick which was kinda what got Chalice pissing himself laughing even though it made him cry and jizz on another dude's dick. This strange behaviour was certainly common among these stupendous people at Death Inc, especially Chalice. The weird and creepy mole on Chalice's third man breast looked like a dose of herpes just like Cowcar's which he contracted when he visited Bohica's computer shed late one night and put his whole head in Norton's arse. It kept his ears nice and fresh, the better to flick Dex's hairy masculine chest, which resembles a shaved goanna's head with some kind of growth on his rear end. Damit had to have a big pile of shit on his glass table so that he rub it in real good. Thinking that perhaps he should have not called Damit's mum a delicious 'angel', he was lying naked with feathers fucking llamma's penises right in his favourite bed sheets when suddenly a giant black man named Anglo arrived with a tiny mallet in his arse and a massive cricket bat in his hand. The fun began when Alucard decided to buy some goat flavoured sauce to smear on a random woman's small child's face because he loved to do that with his large big breasted plump enlarged melon shaped soccer balls which he rubbed on a young Vietnamese boy named Phuc Mai Butt. Thats renowned for being able to rearrange deck chairs in the most strange way possible whilst keeping a beached whale in total sexual exetacy. He stuck his chocolate pop-tart deep into his mouth where until yesterday was full of blistered bum holes which were screaming funky cold medina. About this time carcow was wearing a super sexy set of angel shaped fluffy wings that looked really well worn. Meanwhile, behind the dumpster, Mandatory was kneeling with his mouth ready for a load to be thrust at cosmic speeds down his big and deep caverness depths of his nostril which makes Chalice wet with desire for beastial frolicking nympho sex that involves several animals of low morals, willing to do anything as long as its a flock, opps... meant fuck. I meant furrie of the homosexuals, the kind that serve good pasta at breakfast time with bacon bits... MmmMmmm... bacon arrgggrrrgrgrggggrg... Suddenly the door slammed open and standing there was Dex in his gimp Casual Team shirt and trademark Captain Suit, clutching between his legs a watermelon with vegemite smeared between his arse cheeks. 'That's not Vegemite" Mandatory yelled, a hi ho silver! And then went down to a secret, hidden basement to check on his supply of foul rotten smelling rubbing cream which is used to make his skin delicous for the bunga bunga party Italian social club to consume. Meanwhile, in downtown Detroit, a monkey tickled the grandiosely swollen testicles of a man named Kordite. Kordite was enjoying the weekly scrubbing of a very large and unweildy man hand, though seeing a bloated mountain goat carcass really made him wet from it's rancid vomit inducing stench that reminded him of his goat farming days in Dex's dungeon. Meanwhile, over in Bohica's computer store, unbelievable bargains can be found, just be sure to do whatever he thought might be Health and Safety orientated as he reaches into your pantaloons, pulling out a strangely long pant monster. Proceeding from there, our heroic Virgil plays with his considerable sized labia. Convieniently, Zendru was around to lend a hand when he began skull fucking a mexican with that had one giant rotating black helicopter which he found refridgerated. Cowcar meanwhile, investigated prolapsed distress inside his anal cavity search box of toys which brought back find memories of box of toys he had shared "

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