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KylieilyK
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« on: 28/07/2009, 04:41 PM »

Okay, so I get home from work today to find that Chalice has 'tried' to 'bake' a 'cake' as a surprise, (I use those terms loosely)...
This is what he was trying to make:



Well, this is what I got instead:





btw you can turn the plate upside down and the 'cake' is completely stuck to it!  The whole house reeks of 'cake' - it looks all lumpy?? and I have no idea how... so he made me try some, (which was an absolute mistake!!), I gagged!
Seriously Chalice, you are not the next 'MasterChef'!!
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« Reply #1 on: 28/07/2009, 04:44 PM »

nom nom nom.

I do private lessons LOL

It DOES kind of resemble a steak huh? 

BTW The shiny stuff is NOT icing...it just sort of happened and we're trying to determine exactly what it is!!!

p.s. The cats wont go near it
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« Reply #2 on: 28/07/2009, 04:46 PM »

Oh, so sweetening her up to get a 3sum didnt work chal?
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« Reply #3 on: 28/07/2009, 04:54 PM »

Looks like Chal took a dump and tried to mould it.
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« Reply #4 on: 28/07/2009, 04:54 PM »

Just like my sex life...she laughed at it and then I made her gag Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: 28/07/2009, 05:14 PM »

That is awesome Chalice, absolutely awesome, I honestly wish I could cook like that. How can you do that to a premix?!? You really should give classes.
A wise man once said to me, never do well, what you don't want to do twice. When I first met my wife, one of the first things I did was cook her dinner, damn it, now I cook more often than her.

If you ever get lost and find yourself in a grocery store, check out these little bad boys



Betty Crockers Warm Delights.

They're fantastic and it is impossible to fuck them up...I think....you mix in water, throw them in the microwave for a few mintues, and it's done.
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« Reply #6 on: 28/07/2009, 05:17 PM »

God damn it....where were you earlier, mine was a full blown recipe...what the fuck do they mean -"whisk egg whites until theyre soft points" anyway?

How the fuck am I supposed to bake a cake and know what the fuck they're talking about when they say shit like that?

Coulda just gone and bought one of those little beauties and BAM insta cake 9000...Fuck you Betty Crocker for never being there when I need you , dirty little tramp...go fuck a muffin ya whore
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« Reply #7 on: 28/07/2009, 05:25 PM »

Chal,

that is absoluely fucken priceless mate! Dead set i spat my coke all over my keyboard.  :laugh2:  Got to say though + 1 for the effort.... Aunty Kylie...we all wish you well in disposing of the alien that found it's way into your kitchen.  :whistle:


Chal...Confuses say.... " if not know how to cookie...stay the fuck outa the mess tent"  PDT_Armataz_01_34 I just showed Vicki and she is ROFL  PDT_Armataz_01_37
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« Reply #8 on: 28/07/2009, 06:00 PM »

Hurry up a get your name down for the next intake chal:
http://www.masterchef.com.au/home.htm

I think we can make some money out of this too?

Im putting my money on the master chef CHALICE...........
http://www.betfair.com.au/
































........to loose.

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shadowice558
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« Reply #9 on: 28/07/2009, 07:24 PM »

chal, go to masterchef, hopefully you can kill them and rid my TV of that crap.

but seriously... you dont know how to bake a cake?
that was literally the first thing i ever made, when i was ELEVEN.
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« Reply #10 on: 28/07/2009, 07:49 PM »

classic!
loved it.
laughed actually pretty hard.
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« Reply #11 on: 28/07/2009, 08:56 PM »

Sad I seen Smiddi's post and thought YES..support...no

Seriously you can turn the plate upside down and shake it hard...and it doesnt move LOL.

I've sent the pics & a vid off to masterchef australia as a joke entry...their response -

Dear Dean,

Thank you for your wonderful pictures and video.

In answer to your question, yes the recipe is accurate and there are no mistakes on the webpage.

The team do however have a question for you, did you actually try and more importantly, follow the recipe?

If you did, you need not apply for the next season of Masterchef Australia, but you did give us a good laugh as we thought it was a steak at first....thank you.

Pffftt what do they know about fine dining...LOL
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« Reply #12 on: 28/07/2009, 08:57 PM »

hahahahhahahahahha lolz phail much. XD

pffftt.. hahahahahhahahahahahhaaha

dw good job. or nice try atleast???
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« Reply #13 on: 28/07/2009, 09:03 PM »

+1 for moral support Fate....funny thing is...I really did try LOL
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« Reply #14 on: 28/07/2009, 09:06 PM »

I lol'ed so hard at this.

Im looking forward to Chalice's cookies that he'll bring to the DI meet up.
If they are anything like his "cakes" we are in for a treat.


 
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