here's some jokes that i heard about Michael Jackson and amazingly they were mostly in the morning, fast people
in the news, michael jackson has died of cardiac arrest, his heart just couldnt Beat It
Michael Jackson has died today and his death is both good and bad, the bad part was that he died, the good part is his body is 95% recyclable
In the U.S they have made a burger in memorial of Michael Jackson, 50 year old meat in between two 8 year old buns
Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, his body is now being made into playstations so he can still be fondled by kids
Michael Jackson and Farrah have both died today, one is a white wrinkly old woman, the other was a charlie's angels star
Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today cancelling his tour dates in Australia, Colin age 8, David age 11 and Travis age 6
Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, the one time he gets arrested the cops didnt do it
Michael Jackson unfortunately dieing has shocked the world, not having a religeon it is now Satan's eternal journey to see what he looks like after the plastics melted
Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, most of his body will be returned to china
if you've got any more comment, i've forgotten some but thats what i remember
