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[Chalice]

For Mosh..a quick snippet from the Book of Chal, regarding the impending Apocolypse

And the Lord said unto the Chalice...Chalice my son, you must gather all the hot women onto thine lap and begin to have intercourse with them so that thou can reproduce thine race after I smite the earth of its wickedness.

And Chalice said unto the Lord "Fuck I love my job"

[Ametros]

For Mosh..a quick snippet from the Book of Chal, regarding the impending Apocolypse

And the Lord said unto the Chalice...Chalice my son, you must gather all the hot women onto thine lap and begin to have intercourse with them so that thou can reproduce thine race after I smite the earth of its wickedness.

And Chalice said unto the Lord "Fuck I love my job"

Can't say I'm hopeful about the repopulated gene pool..
Sure, there'll be inbreeding initially, but I think the REAL problem will be the fact that everybody shall be descended from Chalice..
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HOLY FUCK NO!!
WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT *NEVER* HAPPENS, OR HUMANITY IS DOOMED, DOOMED I TELL YOU!!

[KARNAGE]

well Chal ive gone through this and really, i think if the girls smart she'll tell people and they'll tell the news or something, after she finds out you might not have to be the one killing yourself, just avoid seeing her with a knife or weapon of any kind.



also, the book of Revelations (Thy story of apocolyptic Chalice)
While Chalice was having sexual relations with all the hot women of the world, all other men made their own land to make sure the offspring of Chalice may never live and do such things to the world cuase they just didnt want mini-chalices roaming the world

[bray182]

For Mosh..a quick snippet from the Book of Chal, regarding the impending Apocolypse

And the Lord said unto the Chalice...Chalice my son, you must gather all the hot Goats onto thine lap and begin to have intercourse with them so that thou can reproduce thine race after I smite the earth of its wickedness.

And Chalice said unto the Lord "Fuck I love my job"

I fixed the typo for you Chal

[MOSH]

hahaha +1 for a sexually interesting and positive side to the post-apocolyptic future!

[Chalice]

BAD BRAY..Get to your corner

+1 to the other lads..funny shite...not Bray though..he's a bastard

[KARNAGE]

hahaha lol +1 to that

[bray182]

Haha you knew it was going to get out sooner or later Chal

[Paradox]

Where can I buy the Book of Chalice?

[Ametros]

I'm more interested in where I can get Chalice's Holy Chalice (Grail). What would it do, anyhow?

[KARNAGE]

hmm, maybe grants you the power of... maybe i shouldn't say