yes well, moving right along...
You may all be interested to know how Sammy got his "uncle" nickname... It is a humourous tale indeed...
One day, Sammy dropped by "Uncle Mike's Bicycle Repair Shop" to have a tyre repaired on his motorbike... or so he claims... I reckon he was just there to check out boobs... and as it turned out, I was right
Mike wasn't around, but his busty, blond haired young wife was... so being the ladies man he is, Sammy struck up a conversation with the lass... and as usual, it wasn't long before the girl was smitten and had offered Sammy a visit to the back room of the shop for him to relieve himself into her mouth...
While she was on her knees and blowing him, a young boy walked into the shop, noticed that noone was around, and walked behind the counter and into the back room, startling Mike's wife and Sammy out of their adulterous act. The young boy was unfamilar with oral pleasure, so asked the couple what they were doing. Turning red, Uncle Mike's wife told the boy that the man (Sammy), had sprung a leak and she was blowing air back into him until he could fix himself...
The boy took this at face value, and upon leaving the shop, told his friends what he'd seen...
Later on, after decorating Mrs Mike's face a couple of dozen times, giving her a couple of rounds of a milky drink, and basically bending her over every surface in the shop, Sammy left... however a crowd of children had gathered around the shopfront, all of whom cheered in delight when Sammy walked out into the street...
Confused, Sammy asked the young boy who'd caught him in the act what they were cheering about... the young boy answered "Well, you've obviously fixed your leak, and we think that's amazing... Uncle Mike can only fix punctured and leaking tyres and inner tubes, it seems that you managed to fix a leaking body! So we've decided that from this day forward there shall be two Uncles in this town... the already legendary Uncle Mike, who can fix anything to do with a bike... and Uncle Sammy, with the magical puncture-healing dick!"
*soft classical music plays*
So dear reader, as you can see... another fantastic background story as to the origin's of the Clan's ranks of Uncles...
Tune in next time
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