Sweet, really looking forward to this book!
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre,
the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
antithesis
When you try to demonstrate how something works to someone, it won't.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
I find these are all the ones that I feel are proved true in my life the most.
I do believe that the Law of Physical Surfaces could very easily apply to a freshly washed, ironed etc, white shirt that happens to be the only one you have when you're about to go to a formal gathering? (Or school in my case..)
And the Law of the Alibi has proven itself time and again relating to my homework...
Why God, why?
Oh and while I'm questioning God, I may as well include a quote in a chat with Robb that I recorded on my Steam Page:
5:53 p.m. - =]DI[= ²RoBB™ )NZL(: god
5:53 p.m. - =]DI[= ²RoBB™ )NZL(: if you dont make this happen
5:53 p.m. - =]DI[= ²RoBB™ )NZL(: il fucking kick yo ass
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