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Chalice

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What you can do...with Superglue

« on: 03/03/2009, 10:20 AM »

You may have noticed that ealier today i superglued a couple of cd's to the bottom of my feet and attempted to Ice skate on them...it didn't work

But heres some things that ...YOU CAN DO>>>WITH SUPERGLUUUEEEEE

TOP 10 (not in order)
1. Superglue your top lip to your nose
2. Superglue your hand to your face
3. Superglue your Goldfish to the side of its tank
4. Superglue a chip and then whilst its still wet..throw it to a seagull
5. Superglue a piece of juicy steak to your dogs back and watch that frucker try and get it
6. Superglue a used condom onto a payphone..fuck telstra
7. Superglue the toilet paper together and bask in the thought of them tearing it to shreds to wipe clean
8. Superglue your friends smokes together and laugh when they go to light a smoke
9. Superglue a dead mouse to the ceiling and watch the cats go bonkers
10. Superglue the dunny seat..to the dunny cover...chicks always complain that we leave the seat up..now its up or nothin...fuck em

Now you too can enjoy superglue as much as i do (note..it rhymes)

Note: In no way shape or form do i encourage the harming of our friends the Humble goldfish and the majestic seagull...futhermore the tormenting of mans best friend (dog)and mans best friends best enemy (cat) and mans best friends best enemy best enemy (mouse) is just plain sick and should not be done

Note Note: Chalice also doesn't condone the use of superglue to glue parts of the human anatomy to other parts of the human anatomy...its dangerous and could leave you looking like Bohica...so dont do it

Note Note Note: The use of Superglue to glue cd's onto your feet and attempt a guiness book of records type stunt is also not recommended...i hurt my knee trying


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Robbojlr

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #1 on: 03/03/2009, 11:35 AM »

Note Note Note Note: Chalice has way too much spare time

:laugh2:


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Chalice

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #2 on: 03/03/2009, 12:33 PM »

Quote from: Robbojlr on 03/03/2009, 11:35 AM

Note Note Note Note: Chalice has way too much spare time

:laugh2:

I even made myself laugh with the point- Superglue your goldfish to the side of its tank


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Noraa78

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #3 on: 03/03/2009, 01:48 PM »

superglue the wrapper of a mars bar, to the actual mars bar,.. freeze and give to a kid already in a chocolate induced rage.


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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

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Chalice

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #5 on: 03/03/2009, 04:21 PM »

Ohhh thats good zoo..me likey


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Ametros

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #6 on: 04/03/2009, 01:45 PM »

How about mistaking your superglue as lube? That's always fucking hilarious, as long as you're not stupid enough to be the person who does that..


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SolidSmiddi

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Re: What you can do...with Superglue

« Reply #7 on: 04/03/2009, 03:57 PM »

Remember: super glue will get broken down by enzymes produces by your body over time.
(it was developed for surgery)
So because it will eventually un-stick from your skin use it liberally.