It looks like your years of wooing my wife are starting to pay off young jedi and Bohica i gave you my pick up lines in confidence, so you could work your thing.
To Answer your question Dex, heres what to do - There are 3 approaches 1. Play hard to get (They might want to ask you out and be shy!!) 2. play desperate 3. Play it cool
PLAYING HARD TO GET
1. Walk up to girl whilst holding a single rose and ask her to the ball, when she asks "Is that rose for me?"..reply "No the rose is for that girl over there, i was just passing you and thought cuz your uglier...i might be able to save a rose...world economic crises and all that"
2. Whilst walking in the hall at school and the girls you want to ask are within earshot...STOP..face a random chick and yell "Listen bitch i've told you fucking ten times already, no i dont want to go with you"...walk up to the girl you want and say "But i do want to go with you" (same thing works for sex)
PLAY DESPERATE
1. Walk the school at lunch time and ask EVERY GIRL...statistically speaking this is bound to pay off...though you may look funny going to the ball with a 1st year girl, you still got a date didn't you? Note: if this fails...try other schools/bus stops/handicapped institutions to increase the odds
2. Spam emails and look on mail order bride websites...you may get married young from this, but you wont have to look for anymore dates at other school functions!!!
3. Nail gun a sign onto your back saying either "Will pose as decent fake boyfriend, so Daddy doesn't find out your dating an emo...for date to Ball" OR "Will do homework for date to ball" OR "HELP I'm bleeding and have 4 nails in my back cuz of this sign"...something like that, its all about getting noticed
4. Stand outside the local pub and take home the drunkest and ugliest slapper you can find...smuggle her into your bedroom and place her in bed, get her mobile number from her phone...when she wakes up she'll be horrified that she slept with someone so young..or not...call her in a couple of weeks and say "i'm pregnant, you'd better do the right thing and come to the ball with me" ...if you picked the right slapper, she'll never even realise that men cant get pregnant.
PLAYING IT COOL
1. Walk up to a chick and say "I want you to go to the ball with me" ...not "Will you" BUT "I want you to"...chicks want a man, not a mouse...if this fails say "But i've got a huge cock?" Note: If you a. Have a huge cock...show her b.Dont have a huge cock...best get a rooster from a pet store and bring that out at this point.
2. Everyone at DI will chip in...get yourself a stunning escort for 2 days and trail her around the school (after fucking her heaps and posting pics and vids up)...after the 2 days is up walk up to the girl you want and say "I've left (insert escorts name)...because i really want you" If this fails bring out the pics and vids and show her how your a fucking animal in bed and your sure to get a date.
you mention any mums/goats/sisters/dogs/any animals i will ban you chalice
3. Take NORTON...look under my name in the posts, I AM THE BANNED ONE...your threats dont scare me
Authors Note : Some of these tips are extremely potent and may cause unwanted dates, keep a tennis ball with you at all times...place the tennis ball nearby and approach the unwanted girls and say "Come with me"...take her to where you placed the ball, look at her and say "See i took you to the ball" and slap her
Chalice
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