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Author Topic: THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS......  (Read 698 times)
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« on: 16/02/2009, 09:09 AM »

THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS......


1:  I prefer breasts to legs.

2:  Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3:  Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4:  If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst !

5:  I've never seen a better spread !

6:  I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7:  Are you ready for seconds yet ?

8:  It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?

9:  Just wait your turn, you'll get some !

10:  Don't play with your meat !

11:  Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12:  Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?

13:  I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time !

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15:  How long will it take after you put it in ?

16:  You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17:  Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18:  That's the biggest bird I've ever had !

19:  I'm so full --  I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20:  Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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« Reply #1 on: 16/02/2009, 09:29 AM »

Great. I look like more of a freak, drinking water, trying to not laugh really loudly or choke...

Good stuff.
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« Reply #2 on: 16/02/2009, 02:21 PM »

haha nice find
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« Reply #3 on: 16/02/2009, 03:52 PM »

Apart from no. 19 & 20 (which i 've never said) the rest I say frequently...you only hear me at Xmas...cuz i'm pissed and screaming.

THINGS BOHICA SAYS ALL THE TIME THAT ARE ONLY APPROPRIATE IN AN EASTER SENSE.

1. I like chewing on the ears
2. I prefer rabbits
3. I love munching on soldiers
4. Glad i cant impregnate these eggs
5. "Look i just growled out a rabbit"
6. I bit off his F*&KING HEAD
7. I'm covered in chocolate

etc...etc....

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