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Author Topic: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire  (Read 3243 times)
Chalice
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« on: 29/10/2008, 03:57 AM »

Well as you may be aware i've started a massive round of shit slinging...been fun though...BUT, my wife (Aunty Kylie) has turned traitor on me...i noticed that our latest member is Kylieilyk...i went WTF. 

On asking her why she had joined (because she doesn't game) she replied "Well there all giving you shit and it looks like fun, I know you better than anyone so i thought...hmmm....I could really hammer you on Death Inc...(smirks)so i joined"

"WTF you traitor"   to which i got "Alls fair in love and Death Inc"

Unbelievable she invades my "Man time" and then she joins you lads in a revolutionary movement against me.

This Spam war thing has gone too far...too far i say.

I'd like to formerly ask for peace negotiations to commence immediately.

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« Reply #1 on: 29/10/2008, 05:57 AM »

Do you want me to call your mummy for you.
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« Reply #2 on: 29/10/2008, 05:59 AM »

I ceased the cease fire immediately and slung some more at ya already...and call my mummy...why is she gonna join too?
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« Reply #3 on: 29/10/2008, 08:42 AM »

Someone beat me to giving her member status too.
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« Reply #4 on: 29/10/2008, 09:17 AM »

Someone beat me to giving her member status too.

Lets not assist her on this little endevour people...we JUST CANT have people we give shit to join...who's next Dex's mum
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« Reply #5 on: 29/10/2008, 02:16 PM »

she just uses my account when she over
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« Reply #6 on: 29/10/2008, 02:30 PM »

LOL  great call Damit
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« Reply #7 on: 29/10/2008, 02:34 PM »

Well as you may be aware i've started a massive round of shit slinging...been fun though...BUT, my wife (Aunty Kylie) has turned traitor on me...i noticed that our latest member is Kylieilyk...i went WTF. 

On asking her why she had joined (because she doesn't game) she replied "Well there all giving you shit and it looks like fun, I know you better than anyone so i thought...hmmm....I could really hammer you on Death Inc...(smirks)so i joined"

"WTF you traitor"   to which i got "Alls fair in love and Death Inc"

Unbelievable she invades my "Man time" and then she joins you lads in a revolutionary movement against me.

This Spam war thing has gone too far...too far i say.

I'd like to formerly ask for peace negotiations to commence immediately.

Chalice
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Oh fucken snap hey Chalice  :laugh2: :laugh2: Mate i <3 you,  but hey i can't hold back  :tgroupphoto: All guns a blazin! Tis a shame for you  :upset: but fucken funny for us PDT_Armataz_01_34


Any ways on to Aunty Kyles   PDT_Armataz_01_37

All i say is welcome girlfriend  :dthumbup: :dthumbup: Uncle Sammy here,  if you have any issues or need any help at any time please feel free to contact me or any other eager Death Inc member.  PDT_Armataz_01_34   We are more than willing to help out new members..........     :toung3:

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« Reply #8 on: 29/10/2008, 02:40 PM »

Well arent we all polite and polished today sammy..*chalice pauses to SUCK on his straw* whilst playing with his new SUCKtion cap...whilst thinking about how SUCKfull this is, i SUCK on my thumb. PDT_Armataz_01_34

hint hint

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« Reply #9 on: 29/10/2008, 02:42 PM »


Well arent we all polite and polished today sammy..*chalice pauses to SUCK on his straw* whilst playing with his new SUCKtion cap...whilst thinking about how SUCKfull this is, i SUCK on my thumb.

hint hint

p.s. SUCK

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« Reply #10 on: 29/10/2008, 02:44 PM »

Oh and no shes not going to sit on Uncle Sammy's lap so you can stop trying now...pissed off i was ready to video tape that shit too.

 
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« Reply #11 on: 29/10/2008, 02:57 PM »

Oh and no shes not going to sit on Uncle Sammy's lap so you can stop trying now...pissed off i was ready to video tape that shit too.

 

LOL   Mate no need you to come all this way to give me a video camera....id's gotz one my man. Lovey offer though. Now where was i ah yer * waves to Kyles, heya girlfriend *

*Hits the reply button,walks to the fridge to grab a stubby and a glass of wine,just in case of visitors *  :Toung:
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« Reply #12 on: 29/10/2008, 02:58 PM »

OOhhh that was bad, apologize to your neighbour...had my dick out, hoping for a handshake...wrong house...my bad
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« Reply #13 on: 29/10/2008, 03:03 PM »

OOhhh that was bad, apologize to your neighbour...had my dick out, hoping for a handshake...wrong house...my bad
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i have fucken tears running down my face and my guts is so fucken sore from LOL!!!!!!!!!!



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« Reply #14 on: 29/10/2008, 03:07 PM »

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