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18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

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26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[Damit]

Ok post all your jokes here  :dthumbup:

[KARNAGE]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed
my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I
started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that
everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I
was listening to my iPod

[ReRoll.au]

who goes to a restaurant by their selfs.

[Sillen]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed
my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I
started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that
everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I
was listening to my iPod

Hehe, I did that once with a walkman on, waiting for the 700 bus on top of Box Hill Central.  I thought it was going to be an SBD.  Realised it wasn't when everyone was staring at me

[KezKa]

Karnage u got good jokes where u get them from or do you just hear them?

[Virgil83]

Karnage u got good jokes where u get them from or do you just hear them?

Naaaah man, he makes them up... he's THAT GOOD! 

[KARNAGE]

A blonde is locked out of her car so she calls up a locksmith and says "hi, could you come down quickly, i left my keys in my car"
"i can't right now" locksmith
"its an emergency, you have to be here now" blonde
"i dont think i can rush down, what is it?" locksmith
"you have to, it looks like its going to rain and i drive a convertible" blonde

[redivan]

Why are jews considered so smart?

Because most of them got 350 degrees.

[KARNAGE]

Why are synagogues round?
so when jews get the collection plate they cant hide in the corner


How do you know if a jew is living in a house?
you see toilet paper drying on the clothesline

[inwalda]

what do you call a mexican with a sheet of corrugated iron?

A homeowner

Why did New Zealanders invent Velcro?

Cause sheep's learnt the sound of the zipper

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family

[Jstar]

Rofl at first one

Here are some great jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side

A neutrons walks into the bar, asks the bar tender how much for a drink.
The bartender says "For you? NO CHARGE"

Two Protons collide, the first one says "I think i lost an electron"
The other says " Are you sure?"
He replies " Im positive"

[Ametros]

Sorry, but you deserve to be stabbed for the physics jokes..

[inwalda]

He stole them from me the @#$^%!. Get your own terrible jokes thanks mate

[Jstar]

No, I only stole 1 from you
The others were from Big Bang Theory <3

[ReRoll.au]

PROTONS DON'T COLLIDE L2PHYSICS!! only the valence electrons do.

[Jstar]

Its a joke >:[