Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« on: 07/07/2007, 08:31 PM » |
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Ok post all your jokes here :dthumbup:
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BudhJnr
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« Reply #496 on: 17/06/2013, 05:52 PM » |
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what do u call a black dude bleeding anyone a cherrie ripe
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jazzycat
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« Reply #497 on: 17/06/2013, 06:40 PM » |
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Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners...  |
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blakout
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« Reply #498 on: 24/07/2013, 09:29 PM » |
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i dont get budhjnrs post... can someone explain it?
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mandatory05
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« Reply #499 on: 25/07/2013, 12:08 PM » |
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what do u call a black dude bleeding anyone a cherrie ripe
What do you call a black dude bleeding? anyone...? A cherry ripe. A horrible joke but ok |
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BudhJnr
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« Reply #500 on: 25/07/2013, 04:26 PM » |
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thanks means alot  |
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mandatory05
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« Reply #501 on: 27/07/2013, 10:48 AM » |
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thanks means alot Budh jr it''s ok, it's still better than half the rubbish on this page hey! |
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Fez
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« Reply #502 on: 27/07/2013, 11:23 AM » |
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Start using punctuation Budhjnr. People will understand you then. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."
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Wtalent
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« Reply #503 on: 27/07/2013, 01:58 PM » |
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Well fez.... which was it?
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Fez
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« Reply #504 on: 29/07/2013, 12:24 PM » |
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Both, one after the other.  |
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Splints
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« Reply #505 on: 29/07/2013, 06:28 PM » |
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Beer + Shower = a Bower
Beer + Shower + Fap = a Jack Bauer
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YoGi
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« Reply #506 on: 31/07/2013, 03:29 PM » |
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here are some funny jokes about greeks ...
this is just for fun... no hard feelings.
a beautiful blonde was driving outside athens and
her car breaks down suddenly.
then two greek guys approach her yannis and tassos
and ask her if she needs help .
she says yeah please it doesnt run.
tassos makes a signal to yannis and tell her ,
well we can fix your car but if you agree to have
sex with us ...!
she says are U crazzy but then she thinks if
they dont fix her car somebody else might come
and rape her anyhow .
then she says okay guys but under one condition
you have to use condom and leave the condom on...!
otherwise I will get pregnant...
tassos and yannis look at eachother since they never
heard of such thing called condom , they say okay.
so she put on both condoms and have sex with them
and ofcourse they fix the car and she goes on.
after one week yannis calls tassos ,
hey tassos , I cannot stand it anymore ,
I will take that thing off ...
I dont care if she gets pregnant...!
enjoy
lol gotta love my old post's  |
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kesawi
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« Reply #507 on: 01/08/2013, 07:27 AM » |
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a beautiful blonde was driving outside athens and
his car breaks down suddenly.
then two greek guys approach her yannis and tassos
and ask her if she needs help .
lol gotta love my old post's By now I hope you've learned the difference between his and her otherwise there's some kinky shit going on  |
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YoGi
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« Reply #508 on: 01/08/2013, 11:07 AM » |
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a beautiful blonde was driving outside athens and
his car breaks down suddenly.
then two greek guys approach her yannis and tassos
and ask her if she needs help .
lol gotta love my old post's By now I hope you've learned the difference between his and her otherwise there's some kinky shit going on LOL i did not pick that up hahaha! |
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Skullmunch
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« Reply #509 on: 22/08/2013, 04:59 PM » |
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If it tastes like chicken keep on licking if it tastes like trout get the fuck out
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Skullmunch
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« Reply #510 on: 07/09/2013, 06:24 PM » |
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A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny. He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you're horny here?" The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to you." The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his thing in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his thing out and was very satisfied. He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I'm going to put my thing in the hole every day of the week!" "Not Thursdays!" said the boss. Confused, the man asked, "Why, what's wrong with Thursdays?" The boss answered, "That's your day to be in the barrel!"
Two men are having a drink in a bar. One says: "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
"Let me tell you a story," says the other man,
"Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you.
To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you and to your right is a very horny gay man."
"So where's the dilemma?" replies the first man.
"Well..........which one do you turn your back on!!"
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