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skoota
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« on: 08/09/2008, 08:03 PM »

there was a lady about to go shopping she was pregnant with triplets 8 months dew in a month as she turned the corner a robber ran around to and out of shock shot her 3 times in the stomach 1 month later she gives birth to 3 healthy children 2 girls and a boy

15 years later the daughter runs in crying the mum says whats wrong she says i was going to the toilet and a bullet came out mum tells her the story she is fine with it. a week laters second daughter runs in crying mum says whats wrong she says i was going to the toilet bullet came out mum tells her the story she is fine.    a few weeks later boy comes in with a puzzled look on his face mum says whats wrong he says i was (pleasuring myself ) and i shot the dog!!
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« Reply #1 on: 08/09/2008, 09:03 PM »

lolz good 1 Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: 08/09/2008, 10:37 PM »

sorry at first i thought i heard this before, then the clear denial from chalice , reminds me!!!

he tells a story very similiar were he shots the dog, just confused wether it was a bullet that he hit the dog with?Huh?



p.s keep up the good work skoota
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