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« on: 04/08/2008, 04:02 PM »

Greenie Revenge!

The chief female greenie tree-hugging activist who was responsible for getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a tawny frogmouth attacked her for invading its nesting site.

In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a great number of splinters lodged in her crotch area.  In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor, and told him she was an environmentalist and how she got all the splinters. 

The doctor,  who was no environmentalist, listened with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.  She waited for 3 hours before the doctor reappeared.  Angry, the woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

'Well...' replied the doctor, '...I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency; the Forestry Service; the National Parks and Wildlife Service; the Wilderness Society and the Department of Conservation and Land Management before I could remove 'old growth timber' from a 'recreational area' . .... .

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« Reply #1 on: 04/08/2008, 04:49 PM »

lol payback is a bitch
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« Reply #2 on: 04/08/2008, 07:54 PM »

Rofl
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« Reply #3 on: 04/08/2008, 08:30 PM »

Lol nice, so true
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« Reply #4 on: 06/08/2008, 07:46 PM »

bazing!
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