*You do know that all your supposed to say is "open door" get Knife"..single instructions right? Butthis is fun too
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Just like an insane scientist, your mind clears and gains a level of clarity that even Buddhist monks would envy.
You start searching the house and come up with some large PVC piping, a long thin rod of PVC, some corks, some electrical tape and ten cans that all have flammable written on them
You quickly cut down the large PVC piping and attach it to the long thin PVC pipe with electrical tape, you then get one of the flammable cans and insert it into the large pvc pipe, insert 5 marbles and force a cork down the "barrell" of the smaler piping then drill a small hole just behind where the marbles sit.
You push on the end of the can for 3O seconds, covering the small hole with your finger, then using the lighter you place the flame near the small hole and BOOM..the cork is ejected at mach 2 followed by the 5 marbles..looking at the wall you can see the marbles have punched thru the plaster easily and the pattern resembles a shotgun blast.
Tired of waiting, you once again remove your clothing, dye yourself green using food coloring and step outside and begin to dance and howl at the moon...it doesn't take long for the police and news choppers to spot you.
You then reenter the house and take up position, watching the door..waiting..with your reloaded home made marble gun.
Shortly thereafter a siren is heard and you can hear 2 car doors open and footsteps warily approach the door
"Hello? This is Officer Mike McTard and my sidekick Mike McStupid...come out with your hands up and where I can see them"
You dont respond
The door handle turns and a torchlight briefly shines on you...the officer stands out easily from the glow of the police cars headlights..you giggle once to yourself and light the gun..BOOM, the officer falls down in a bloody heap not 10 ft from you.
The other officer screams into his radio "Officer down..Officer down" then begins firing wildly into the room..unfazed by the rounds skipping past you, you calmy reload the gun.
The officer then steps in the doorway and once again you fire the gun hitting him in the chest with the marble shotty.
He drops to the floor, not quite dead yet and you pounce on him and tear at his throat with your hands and teeth..saviouring the metallic taste of his blood as it pumps out the last of his life..you smear the blood all over your self and wish that you had some 3d glasses as you are covered in red and green..you scream out "I'M 3D"..then you drag the bodies inside and calmy shut the door and fall asleep hugging one of the fresh corpses.
Some time later you Hear "OMG...Cessil..is everything alright?" from the front door and peering out of the window you see an old lady hesitantly picking her way thru the piles of blood coming towards the house..somehow she is oblvious to the choppers circling above and in the distance you can see blue and red lights and the sound of many..many police cars screaming towards you.
What do you do?
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