Chalice wrote this in TS when he was bored, waiting for Bohica to come back from having a shit.
[Chalice Start's RPG]
You have come to a dead end at a brick wall...there is fungus growing on the wall and a flickering light above your head.
The air feels humid and there is a sound of what appears to be a fan coming from behind the wall.
[EXAMINE]
You examine the wall closely and can see nothing of interest
[LOOK UP]
You look up and are momentarily blinded by the light
[HINT]
Your an idiot
[F#$K YOU]
Get f#$ked hack...try
[COLLECT]
...mororn
[COLLECT]
You collect the fungus...as you are putting the fungus in your pocket you notice it glows in the dark
[SMOKE FUNGUS]
You sit down with your back to the wall and light up a spliff of magic fungus...hours later you realize you've been staring at the pretty light and have soiled yourself
[WIPE BUM]
You wipe yourself clean
[EXAMINE COCK]
You find nothing of interest
[CRY]
You are such a little bitch
[GO BACK]
You head back along the hallway and come to a T intersection...which way would you like to head?
You take the left hand passage...in the distance you can hear clicking
[FORWARD]
You have come to a doorway...the clicking has gotten noticably louder
[OPEN DOOR]
You open the door and find a middle aged man playing what appears to be BF2...he hasn't noticed you yet
[EXAMINE]
You examine the man closer and realize that you know him...it is your good friend bohica
[SLAP]
You slap bohice as hard as you can and knock him off the chair he was sitting on
[KICK]
You kick him in the guts as he's down causing him to curl up into the fetal position
[STOMP HIS F#$KING SKULL TO MOOSH]
I'm not playing this game with you anymore you sick little man...get THERAPY
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