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METAL13
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« on: 24/01/2008, 04:54 PM » |
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An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES, YES, I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don t know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.
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C0L0N3L
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« Reply #1 on: 24/01/2008, 04:58 PM » |
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rofl..
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TH3RM0
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« Reply #2 on: 24/01/2008, 05:00 PM » |
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lol :dthumbup:
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metal-baby666
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« Reply #3 on: 24/01/2008, 08:07 PM » |
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rofl
thats funny shit
maybe i should try it...?? hshs..
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Damit
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Why Are You Reading This!!!
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« Reply #4 on: 24/01/2008, 11:34 PM » |
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rofl
thats funny shit
maybe i should try it...?? hshs..
maby if they got u a stool  |
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Neji
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Sometimes you just gotta slum it.
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« Reply #5 on: 25/01/2008, 08:04 AM » |
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Lol. I c wut u did thar.
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Dex
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« Reply #6 on: 25/01/2008, 11:40 AM » |
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hshs..
That was my old high school ! |
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METAL13
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« Reply #7 on: 25/01/2008, 05:07 PM » |
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hshs..
That was my old high school ! Horny Senior High Skool |
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Dex
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« Reply #8 on: 25/01/2008, 05:10 PM » |
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we arent all pedophiles metal...
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METAL13
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« Reply #9 on: 25/01/2008, 05:15 PM » |
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we arent all pedophiles metal...
nope just u  |
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Dex
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« Reply #10 on: 25/01/2008, 10:28 PM » |
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thats an interesting comment....
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fAnTaLeS
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« Reply #11 on: 26/01/2008, 03:49 PM » |
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rofl
thats funny shit
maybe i should try it...?? hshs..
maby if they got u a stool haha snap nice one metal |
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« Reply #12 on: 26/01/2008, 03:51 PM » |
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So...this is what the almighty lolly does when he is capped...on wireless? Trolls the DI forums.. rawr?
And nice joke!
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