(Haha..thought i'd let that go on for awhile cuz theyre pretty funny (and accurate...save me...)
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Well Syk...i'm glad you asked! Here are some excerpts from my diary:
Day 1
Married life has begun well, both too damn hungry and tired to do anything apart from eat, then sleep after wedding..but a bright and hopeful life lies ahead and I sleep peacefully
Day 16
The honeymoon in Vanuatu was lovely, but on arrival back to the house I've noticed Michelle has began to just leave dishes laying around everywhere..oh well, she mustve gotten used to the lifestyle in Vanuatu..so cute!
Day 21
I'm not sure whats happening here, I may need to see a doctor for Michelle as she's changed..hmm..I wonder if she's pregnant and hormonal? She just points at the dishes and gets upset if I dont wash them...Shit, I can hear her calling for me now to cook her dinner, best go diary..I dont want to upset her!
Day 52
She hasn't shaved her legs in nearly 2 months and she has taken control of the bedroom...I need to do something, its like i'm getting raped nightly by a Wookie, a jewish one because her eyebrows have grown together, starting to freak right out now.
Day 63
Been chained to the bed for 2 days now, she boarded up the window but I can see a pinprick of light so I think its daytime, going by the growl in my stomach i'd say around midday. I'm thankful for my stomach keeping time, it lets me know that theres still a few hours left till night...night....it gets bad after dark...thats when....thats when she comes....
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