Nope..not at all
My main fear is that...
*Lentz will rock up in a mankini with a sign that says "5 buck, tug n fug"...
*Anglo's is in plate mail doing door checks and screaming "thou shalt not pass" and decapitates my mother...
*Crypto's in drag...because we did say dress nice and he got lost at "dress"
*Alucard will have a Gluten free reaction to something and shit himself, then go beserk with a bar stool..
*Damit ignores the party and is in the carpark doing burnouts showing off his car to my Melbourne mates before losing control and ruining hole 7...
* DirtyHarry being the bachelor that he is does 18 shots, vomits on the dance floor and then uses it as a "slip n slide" ..
*Budh has one too many beers and thinks a guest is a deer and shoots em... he is then seen 15 minutes later wearing their skin and claiming its Armani..
*Little Budh does 15 shots of Vodka, grabs the microphone and starts beat boxing before stage diving into the wedding cake...
*Donut is freakin out about every cunt and sicks his Russian girlfriend onto us as she is a former Spetnaz operative I'm sure (also...you know he is planning world domination right?)...
*Noraa is out the back shagging a midget (in the face) and keeps screaming out "TAG" ..but no crunt wants in on that game and he'll fly "solo"
*...you have one too many sugary drinks and self detonate and Fez is standing there going "wtf...just...happened..."!
But a part from that, looking forward to it...I've been to enough shit weddings that I've planned around that mine shant be a boring wedding...
....trust me!
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