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« on: 03/06/2014, 01:07 PM »

Sooooo, Chal....

How are you feeling? Nervous yet?  PDT_Armataz_01_14
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« Reply #1 on: 03/06/2014, 02:10 PM »

Nope..not at all Smiley

My main fear is that...

*Lentz will rock up in a mankini with a sign that says "5 buck, tug n fug"...

*Anglo's is in plate mail doing door checks and screaming "thou shalt not pass" and decapitates my mother...

*Crypto's in drag...because we did say dress nice and he got lost at "dress"

*Alucard will have a Gluten free reaction to something and shit himself, then go beserk with a bar stool..

*Damit ignores the party and is in the carpark doing burnouts showing off his car to my Melbourne mates before losing control and ruining hole 7...

* DirtyHarry being the bachelor that he is does 18 shots, vomits on the dance floor and then uses it as a "slip n slide" ..

*Budh has one too many beers and thinks a guest is a deer and shoots em... he is then seen 15 minutes later wearing their skin and claiming its Armani..

*Little Budh does 15 shots of Vodka, grabs the microphone and starts beat boxing before stage diving into the wedding cake...

*Donut is freakin out about every cunt and sicks his Russian girlfriend onto us as she is a former Spetnaz operative I'm sure (also...you know he is planning world domination right?)...

*Noraa is out the back shagging a midget (in the face) and keeps screaming out "TAG" ..but no crunt wants in on that game and he'll fly "solo"

*...you have one too many sugary drinks and self detonate and Fez is standing there going "wtf...just...happened..."!



But a part from that, looking forward to it...I've been to enough shit weddings that I've planned around that mine shant be a boring wedding...

....trust me!
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« Reply #2 on: 03/06/2014, 02:18 PM »

p.s. for those who don't know.. I'm, getting married on the weekend to my misses of the last 2 years Smiley

Yep...someone actually said Yes.. who'd have thunk it!
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« Reply #3 on: 03/06/2014, 02:28 PM »

Clearly she dont know you as well as us Kiss

In all seriousness though congrats mate hope it all goes well for you.
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« Reply #4 on: 03/06/2014, 02:35 PM »

Hey, congrats Smiley It's about time you made an honest goat out of Norton Wink
Should be a top night!
I remember dreading mine, then on the day it turned out to a be a big party with all of my favorite people there. You'll have a ball, just keep Jazzy on the light soft drinks, the rest I fear is inevitable.
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« Reply #5 on: 03/06/2014, 02:44 PM »

i'm gonna bring my go pro for those "lovely" moments
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« Reply #6 on: 03/06/2014, 03:24 PM »

Why would I bring my normal Friday night activities to an event such as a wedding? I was planning on a lil something something for the bucks night, but I guess the reception will do Wink

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« Reply #7 on: 03/06/2014, 03:40 PM »

am looking forward to this on the weekend.... not the gluten part, i might just start drinking instead of eating haha
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« Reply #8 on: 03/06/2014, 04:55 PM »

free alcohol is like mothers milk, best drunken on the breast
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« Reply #9 on: 03/06/2014, 08:41 PM »

hey guys how's keen to spike jazzies drinks with sugery goodness!
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« Reply #10 on: 03/06/2014, 08:57 PM »

hey guys how's keen to spike jazzies drinks with sugery goodness!
sugar i was thinking those red bull shot things
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« Reply #11 on: 04/06/2014, 06:14 AM »

Congrats bro. Hope its worth it. Let us know if getting married is all that its cracked up to be!
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« Reply #12 on: 04/06/2014, 12:43 PM »

Hi Chal, hope it all goes well and you have a blast.
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« Reply #13 on: 04/06/2014, 02:25 PM »

Thanks Guys.. VERY excited, who'd have thought I'd marry a Psychologist lol?  Fuck the world has a sense of humour Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: 04/06/2014, 02:35 PM »

She must be good at psychology if she's lasted this long without completely losing it. You're a psychologist's wet dream.
Congrats Chal. You're a good guy.
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