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[CordlezToaster]

Now that Chalice has been accepted into normal society and has passed the gauntlet to physco!
Do we continue to ask chalice? or pyscho?.

I have a rather itching question.

[Number One]

You still ask chalice but psyco has editorial rights

[Wtalent]

Does psyco still beat up women?

[Number One]

No just beats them off...if you know what I mean.

[Chalice]

I was doing the Ask Chalice thing before being CC..so still ask me...and if Psycho edits anything I will just make sure he features in all future answers

Now...onto your question..

Well Cordz...i'm glad you asked!

The itching you're experiencing may come from several of the following depending on your lifestyle -

1. You haven't showered since 2012
2. You've recently had unprotected sex with a goat
3. You've recently  had unprotected sex with psycho's mum (just as an example of my above statement....)
4. You've recently had unprotected sex with Noraa
5. You've recently had unprotected sex with all 3 of the above at the same time..crazy days...
6. You've recently shaved your pubic region in a failed attempt at making you manhood look bigger in preperation of the above orgy...and now its itchy...
7. other...

Once I have more information I may be able to help..


Chalice
there can be only mum...I mean one...

[Noraa78]

Dear Chalice,
I would like to point out that item 4 in your list is incorrect.
Having unprotected sex with my client, Noraa, does not result in an itching.
I would like to draw to your attention, the DI brisbane meet at which all attending members did partake in unprotected sex with my client and contracted the Noraa virus. As a suffer I am sure you are aware of the symptoms of said virus.
Please keep your material factual, especially regarding my client.
Sincerely,
Amanda Hugenkiss

P.S. Forgive me for not contacting you through your lawyer, I heard what happened to your last one.... Such a shame

[Chalice]

Dear Amanda,

Thank you for taking the time to contact me regarding said item.

It is however our firm belief that the Noraa Virus is somewhat of an evolving affliction and that the itching is due to a mutated strain.  

Dr Foreskinius of CSIRO has kindly provided a picture of what the virus looks like at 1000x magnification for your records.