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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

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29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[jazzycat]

HellsWarrior: "I've got 2000+ LRM ammo... is that enough?" 
*HellsWarrior unleashes a rain of LRM-devastation*
< 30 seconds later...
*HellsWarrior has killed RandomPlayer*
RandomPlayer: "wtf... I'm in an Atlas with dual AMS and it still wasn't enough!"


*general chat full of LRM-boat QQ after another DI murder win*
Jazzycat: Don't bring a knife to a gun-fight...


*Jazzycat legs it back to base, front armour is critical-red*
Jazzycat: "inc hot on my tail, need cover fire!"
*runs around a rock and cops a well-timed friendly Gauss-shot to the face* 
Jazzycat: "FUCK YOU MAN!!! WHO WAS THAT!? WHO SHOT ME IN THE FACE!?"
(No-one owned up either... but I know it was one of you smart bastards!)


RandomPlayer is bugged into a building wall near cave-entrance (F4) on the Frozen City map.
We're all dead and watching. He's the last one on our team. He can't move but can turn/shoot.
An enemy Atlas strafe-stomps from left to right...
...and drops straight into the gully! 
"Have a nice trip mate!?"


*Anglo's suggestion to build a Jenner with no armor and jump-jet off a cliff as he yells "PULL!" with a tricked out Gauss-bitch (?) of a mech*

Anglo: "Hey Jazzy..."
Jazzycat: "Yeah...?"
Anglo: "Jenner skeet-shooting. Doooo eeeeet."
Jazzycat: "F U, Anglo..."     

[Number One]

i couldn't believe i got 5 kills that night too...i think my  reaction was like "wow.. I went in two fingers deep, and come out with a smelly thumb.",,,, good times.

and we will be Fraping a round of Jenner Skeet as soon as we are out of NDA.

also i did lke watching our three LRBoats "bring the RAIN" on those poor bastards... especially that atlas that thought he couls just wade in and nail them.. when he's just in range someone on our team Cores him with a Double Gtap..

[Fez]

i think my  reaction was like "wow.. I went in two fingers deep, and come out with a smelly thumb."

LOL!  That's gold.

Yeah, I'm rocking the Jenner still.  Just switched to the.... G?  I unno, the one without any missile hardpoints.

It's actually BETTER at light hunting with 6 splas on it.

I'm all for a skeet JR7 build too.  If you want one, let me know.    I don't give a fuck about KDR.  I'm all about making sure the team wins.  And if it costs a Jenner to do it, so be it.  Cheap win.  "I've got 5 hostiles engaged, keeping their LRM support pinned.  Advance please, it's only a matter of time before they trip me"

[jazzycat]

I'm all for a skeet JR7 build too.  If you want one, let me know.    I don't give a fuck about KDR.  I'm all about making sure the team wins.  And if it costs a Jenner to do it, so be it.  Cheap win.  "I've got 5 hostiles engaged, keeping their LRM support pinned.  Advance please, it's only a matter of time before they trip me"

I share the team-objective/team-work ethos as well, but the skeet JR7 build mentioned above is for Anglo's amusement, purely shits'n'giggles. Kinda like the time the whole team stacked/tumbled into a mech pile so they'd all stand-up into a whacked out totem pole...

God I hate it when they trip ya though, if you're unlucky it's a veritable death-sentence!

[jazzycat]

EMonk: "He was hiding in the trees, couldn't see him... so I just aimed for the centre until the heat signature disappeared..."  


"Shot the leg off the Jenner and it turned around to look at me, all sad..."
"Should've asked it, 'Do you want fries with that?'"


"Surprise! Buttsecks!"

[Number One]

i love watching jazzy play.... you try and time how long it takes for here to get tripped...30 seconds in..... Annnnnnnd She's Down..

this would make a great drinking game.

[jazzycat]

i love watching jazzy play.... you try and time how long it takes for her to get tripped...30 seconds in..... Annnnnnnd She's Down..

this would make a great drinking game.

Did you even READ what you just typed, Anglo!? A MWO drinking game. Based on how long it takes for me to start tripping, and go down...?   

Bahahahhaa!! *rolls around in the gutter laughing* 

[Fez]

i love watching jazzy play.... you try and time how long it takes for here to get tripped...30 seconds in..... Annnnnnnd She's Down..

this would make a great drinking game.

Oh FUUUUUCK Yeah.

[Damit]

no mention of my Kerbal Space Program of a mech

[jazzycat]

Oh mate... tonight I saw a damaged Hunchback piloted by LandrosRadick take out 3 other targets to win after capping 4/5ths solo and it was a thing of rare mechanized beauty you wouldn't believe...

We thought we'd lost, we were going down fighting, and fighting hard 'til the last man standing was Landros. Three versus one, an enemy Atlas and two Hunchbacks who were hurting. They chased him hard but the man stayed cool and ran circles round those other mechs like you wouldn't believe; the first one fell... the cheers rang out loud! Then the second... holy shit, everyone on the team, DI and PUG alike were egging this guy on, you GO son! Ripper! Take 'em down and... bloody hell, HE DID IT!!!

We took his name. He took ours. We sent him some numbers, told him "Join us on TS maybe..." and whaddya know, he DID. And then he recognises EMonk. From the previous MechWarrior beta. More than 10 years ago. It was like hearing two old friends meet again after many, many moons.... 

So yeah, make the guy feel welcome, and hey, if you're reading this Landros — Dude can stomp!

 

[jazzycat]

Also forgot:

Dropping in with HellsWarrior and Emonk as a 3-Jenner (light mechs) squad with 2 other pugs joining us while the other team had a full squad of 8 with a lot of heavies...

"Hi guys! We're a 3-Jenner team, so if you're not in a Jenner, distract/hold them while we rush-cap!"

...even though 2-3 of theirs peeled off to come after us, the combined lasers/SRMs/fire of 3 very fast, and very angry little fuckers was too much, tore them apart and piled onto their capture point. 5v8? Too easy.

[Fez]

Running a swayback.  Final minutes of the round.  Fez gets a multi-kill and a 3rd within 10 seconds to win the match.

Or, a match last week in a Jenner-F, 2 solo atlas kills.

Or, running down the clock being the last man standing in a round, with an atlas, dragon, hunchback and jenner trying to kill me, all bunched up.  I lasted 5 minutes picking away at the atlas until I tripped on the buildings near base at caustic.  I was being egged on by everyone on the map, both teams.