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Author Topic: Do Not Put On Knob or Bollocks!  (Read 829 times)
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« on: 27/04/2012, 08:47 PM »

*laughing so hard I can barely breathe*

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_prev_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

ANDREW:
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5/5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

And more...!!!  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: 27/04/2012, 10:11 PM »

that was posted on here before, wasnt it?
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« Reply #2 on: 28/04/2012, 05:01 PM »

Dunno? I'm still reading thru a LOT of stuff. If it has been posted before and is old news, then someone can just delete it.
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« Reply #3 on: 28/04/2012, 05:10 PM »

that was posted on here before, wasnt it?

Yes...and I provided photo's Sad
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