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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

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26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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granted, you now speak klingon............loser..

i wish i had the money get one of my inventions of the ground.

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granted you know have 1 dollar to buy a book to place your invention on so it is literally off the ground

i wish i was the best gamer in the world

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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/australian-it/diablo-gamer-dies-after-40-hour-session/story-e6frgakx-1226430398803
Granted somehow you didnt think it would end like this...

I wish i could Breed a Whale and a Dolphin to create a Whalphin

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Pronounced Wholphen For those who are curious!!!!!

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Granted but this whalphin doesnt breed with other whalphins it breeds with humans so you find yourself at the hands of a group of whalphins making you their bitch

i wish i could download left 4 dead 2 faster

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sweet whalphin love

[Chalice]

Granted but this whalphin doesnt breed with other whalphins it breeds with humans so you find yourself at the hands of a group of whalphins making you their bitch

i wish i could download left 4 dead 2 faster

Granted, you sit before your screen watching as some glitch in the system has increased your DL speed to 10 gb a sec, your game was done the moment you clicked download...unfortunately with the amount of data that got shoved down the line, you have fried the network in your area and now have to wait a year before Telstra get around to fixing it.


I wish I had a real life gummy bear and an eternal stock of gummy berry juice for him.

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Granted, You sit with your gummi bear showing him everything the world around him has to offer. After many months of watching the news he becomes dishonered and shocked by the human race, the torture, The pain and the voilance that humanity has to offer he decides that living has to much to offer and that he is a waste to human/ gummi life. This makes him focus on suicide... You now sit before him and wonder? Has it really come down to this, So you decide to eat him. This entails how the gummi bear challange came to be, through the magic of Death-inc and the corruption of wishes.

http://blip.tv/roosterteeth/michael-takes-the-gummy-bear-challenge-6319942

As for those who are curious what the Gummi Bear challange is.

I wish for a baby panda, that i could feed, love and romance with its eternal beauty

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Granted but when u feed ur baby panda u start to notice that he has developed growths on his head. after closer inspection you notice this is the first form of Panda rabies and start to treat the panda for this cause u love him so much. 3 weeks and 4 million dollars later your panda has been cured of its illness but on the way out of the Veterinarian carpark a plane crashes killing u and making ur panda fall into a coma for the rest of its life.

I wish that when we were born we knew everything so then we didnt have to go to school  

[Gedismad]

Granted however after a 20 years of these super knowledge humans had been made they all die of cat related diseases why because the reason for school and so on is for the lesson of life how to interact with someone since, something that cant be taught and since we are five and cant work so cant get it that way, leaves the human race to be crazy old cat people and through hours of being with them and not with humans trying to reproduce we die from cats slowly but effectively leaving nothing but an empty earth

I wish that Dr Who was real and all the stuff in Dr Who