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« Reply #75 on: 18/08/2012, 06:06 PM » |
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Granted. But you start changing into Half-Human, Half-Fish like thing and your only companion is Tony Abbott
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« Reply #76 on: 31/08/2012, 10:45 PM » |
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Granted, but you get smeared into a nano-thin layer across the highway after having to walk home when you couldn't catch a cab after a big night out.
I wish I had a plate of freshly cooked maple-syrup and butter waffles.
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« Reply #77 on: 31/08/2012, 11:11 PM » |
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Granted, but Chalice cooked them.
I wish I didn't have idiot employees
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« Reply #78 on: 01/09/2012, 12:32 PM » |
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Granted, the employees are now PLANKTON (so no real change?) but a nearby hungry whale keeps trying to beach itself at your workplace in order to devour the idiot plankton.
I wish I had a plate of freshly cooked maple-syrup and butter waffles cooked by a professional chef.
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« Reply #79 on: 01/09/2012, 03:36 PM » |
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Granted however the chef forgets to wash his hands after taking a dump and you contact salmonella and die a terrible death, leaving a dessicated corpse for the worms and carrion birds.
I wish everyone except me was dead.
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« Reply #80 on: 02/09/2012, 09:02 AM » |
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Granted, shortly after you get bored of the lack of new porn and suffocate to death on your own scrotum.
I wish my internet was faster.
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« Reply #81 on: 02/09/2012, 10:37 AM » |
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Granted, but your new super-high internet speed leads to an addiction to instant on-demand satisfaction, you become disgruntled with the slow speed at which things work in the real world during your rare ventures out of your home and end up shooting a cashier to death after she takes more than miliseconds to count change at the supermarket...
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« Reply #82 on: 04/09/2012, 05:16 PM » |
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Granted, But now there is no exchange of money than people wont work and the earth becomes lazy... this leads to extinction of human beings because people can now not fulfil there needs they wont get food to eat because farmers do not cultivate... Etc. Moral of the story without Without Mondays= Death
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« Reply #83 on: 04/09/2012, 05:19 PM » |
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Granted although your panda has a larger brain than the others so it learns to kill humans and then kills you. after you have been killed off it has ideas to take over the world which is does to success making the entire human race its bitch
i wish that i was rich
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« Reply #84 on: 04/09/2012, 05:40 PM » |
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Granted, everyone on a first-name basis with you now calls you 'Rich' with a few smart-arses opting to call you 'Dick' instead!
I wish my uterus wasn't trying to kill me right now.
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« Reply #85 on: 04/09/2012, 05:49 PM » |
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Granted, Sammy's bruised and sore penis relieves your uterus of its duties and takes over the fight. It engages you with a variety of projectile and bladed weapons... you manage to survive the first few attempts upon your life but eventually run out of luck when Sammy's balls gang up to toss a grenade at you...
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« Reply #86 on: 04/09/2012, 05:53 PM » |
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granted, you now have a ball of mineral crystal.. a crystal ball..
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« Reply #87 on: 04/09/2012, 06:06 PM » |
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Granted but with all this free time you take up painting and after a couple of weeks you become so engaged in this hobby that u quit all responsibilities to paint lines on a page shortly after losing all your money on paint supplies you go insane from the lack of painting supplies so to use for paint you start cutting yourself to use your blood for paint and gradually die.
i wish i had a time machine
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« Reply #88 on: 04/09/2012, 06:21 PM » |
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Granted, and you use it, only to forget moving in SPACE is just as important as TIME.  |
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« Reply #89 on: 04/09/2012, 06:22 PM » |
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I wish I could speak more than one language.
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