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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

18/02/2023, 07:09 PM Damit - join us on Discord https://discord.com/inv... ite/fYqDFYx

29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[DirtyHarry]

I wish I had incredibly fast internet

Granted, you now have an ethernet plug on the end of your knob. The way it works is one sperm can normally carry a single chromosome. Instead, when you wank in to the network, this genetic material is stripped away and replaced with a bit of binary data (which we will call a sperm-bit or s-bit.) This means that you have approximately 30 to 60 megasperms of data per wank. (Since this likely takes you 3 seconds, you are looking at a 10-20megasperm line, which isn't too bad.)

I wish my expensive headphones hadn't broken one week after purchase.

[Carples]

Granted but you can now hear Chal’s thoughts as he considers his responses to the Ask Chalice questions even when you are not wearing your head phones. This constant back ground chatter warps you mind leaving you drooling in the gutter, to be taken advantage of by a string of hobo sugar daddies.

I wish I was a world class pianist

[Z00111111]

Granted but your fingers were cut off for having an affair with a mafia boss' son.

I wish I could eat red meat again.

[Chalice]

Granted!  The genie, being the sick fuck he is, forces you to eat dick for the next year!

I wish I had 50 more wishes!

[Z00111111]

Granted: All 50 wishes are to be raped by goats.

I wish my girlfriend was currently a sexy female supermodel.

[DirtyHarry]

Granted! Now your next 50 posts on this forum must be in the form of a wish!

I wish the fans in my router weren't so noisy.

Bugger. Missed it by that much, I'll try again.

Granted, but she is also now afflicted with vagina dentata. Is it worth it? Up to you to decide.
I wish the fans in my router werent so noisy.

[Z00111111]

As long as the butt and mouth don't I could work around it.

Granted: The fans cease to spin causing a catastrophic fire doing $10 million worth of damage and leaving you with no arms.


I wish I didn't have to work.

[Alucard]

Granted you were hit by a bus and you are now a quadriplegic and you are forced to watch damit and virg at work during there "special" moments

i wish i had a new car

[Virgil83]

Granted, but the new car is what used to be Chal's FTO...

I wish I was on holiday...

[MrMagic]

Granted, but the new car is what used to be Chal's FTO...

+1   

[Carples]

Granted but its a working holiday.

I wish I had a maid

[jazzycat]

GRANTED.



I wish I could stop laughing...!! 

[wtalent]

Granted, you're now the maid in the picture.

I wish jazzy would start more fights and have people record them.

[BiigMacK]

Granted but he fights you. Now Dex Has to give you a spooge bath sorry i mean sponge bath.

I wish Dex would give me a sponge bath

[wtalent]

Granted but he fights you.

Jazzy is totally a girl dude. on the internet i know.