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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[Syklone]

So I am on a camping holiday at Hervey Bay. My son is a true pita some times and when we are at a park has a habit of getting too excited and running off. I call out to him an tell him not to run away or else he will get hurt or worse taken by a stranger.

Sure as shit he stops and points to a "coloured" person and yells back 'is that one dad'.

Needless to say I got some great death stares from them.

The joys of parenting.

An yes some people do just look dodgy.

[Psych0Kyller]

hahaha gold

[Slash]

Once Swaggar was playing with his cricket bat and a few tennis balls in the backyard, just hitting them around. (This is years ago, he would have been like 5 or 6)

Anyway he lost all his tennis balls because he hit them over the fence, so he comes running up onto the verandah and shouts inside, "I HAVEN'T GOT ANY BALLS!"

How true that rings to this day.

[jazzycat]

so he comes running up onto the verandah and shouts inside, "I HAVEN'T GOT ANY BALLS!"

*roflmao!*

My nephew's conversation the other day:
Nephew: Go grandpa's house!
Sis-in-Law: You want to go to grandpa's house? How will you get there?
Nephew: I drive.
Sis-in-Law: You drive?? Are you going to drive mummy's car or daddy's car?
Nephew: Daddy's car.
Sis-in-law: Well, you better ask daddy for his car keys then.
Nephew: Daddy, keys please.

Nephew's only 2 years old; the look on my brother's face was priceless.

[Number One]

lol...

[maminerr]

Our family friends daughter called their Indian doctor a "chocolate man"

[cowcar]

Our family friends daughter called their Indian doctor a "chocolate man"

Funny, Bageled gets called that by the kids at the primary school down the road...but they still refuse to get in his van.

[Chalice]

Our family friends daughter called their Indian doctor a "chocolate man"

Funny, Bageled gets called that by the kids at the primary school down the road...but they still refuse to get in his van.

bwwhahahaha, threads gold!

[SolidSmiddi]

A few years back I was with my daughter at a shopping centre checkout queue.
A big (fat) girl was in front and my daughter turns to me and says: "Dad, she sould go on biggest loser".

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[bageled]

Our family friends daughter called their Indian doctor a "chocolate man"

Funny, Bageled gets called that by the kids at the primary school down the road...but they still refuse to get in his van.

He's right, though I'm still not sure what I'm doing wrong. Cow will claim he taught me everything he knows, but the kids do get in his van, he is holding something back.

[Dex]

its his stunning good looks. Or at least that is what he claimed bagged him Ice back in '98