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UN533N
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« on: 31/01/2012, 09:16 AM »

I am a sysadmin with accounts with suppliers in QLD etc and can get nearly anything i want at solid prices quickly, same day/next.

So any support/Parts you need in QLD i can help there, not cutting bohicas grass but if you just need a one off part, or service in qld. hit me up.

I also do corporate and enterprise contract work from time to time around brisbane so if your needing anything business related let me know,

Im trying to get a rather lucrative contract atm that will land me in the big $$ with chalice's fantasy escort service apparently its HQ is in Coomera, and operates throughout the entire coomera region, in the greater coomera district, and will be opening a nerang branch shortly!



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« Reply #1 on: 31/01/2012, 09:29 AM »

Could you expand it to FIFO for up here in Central QLD Coastal regions ? Or are fat chicks (Chals preffered escort girl) to hard to move by plane ?
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« Reply #2 on: 31/01/2012, 09:32 AM »

The Nerang Branch will specifically be offering Goats, Donkeys..pretty much all wildlife for one to amuse oneself on.  Death Inc members will recieve a once off 2% discount, i'd offer more but you fuckers arent the one's who have to clean up afterwards!!!

+1 Unseen for a great business idea!
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« Reply #3 on: 31/01/2012, 09:34 AM »

Thanks chal for the update. It's good to see you leave us remote people high n dry.
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« Reply #4 on: 31/01/2012, 09:45 AM »

I think they use those huge dump trucks like at the mines to move chals girls. You also have to order by the ton. So far I have experienced great service from Chal and I get 600 litres of KY with my next order, FREE!

Thanks mate!
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« Reply #5 on: 31/01/2012, 09:46 AM »

Thanks chal for the update. It's good to see you leave us remote people high n dry.

I was thinking of offering you a Regional BDM role in your area, you would've been responsible for collecting your own wildlife or women, training them and removingtheir teeth, replacing them with those novelty chew teeth lollies so they cant bite down too hard....but now that you have spoken that way to me, you can forget it sir!

At Crocket - You are more than welcome, we here at Chals Exotic Escorts we value your support and hope to keep your business for years to come.  For your generous plug of our service i'd like to extend to you your choice between a potty calf or a one armed, one legged blind girl with your next order, free of charge.
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« Reply #6 on: 31/01/2012, 10:05 AM »

Not cutting my Grass, and I appreciate you thinkin of me Smiley

Who do you deal with in QLD as suppliers?

The big boys or the little ones?


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« Reply #7 on: 31/01/2012, 10:11 AM »

Awesome mate. Id also like to grab a quote for another 2 orders.

1. The deluxe jungle package with the Ultimate Anal Pleasure addon, also four albino albanians (bald) and my usual extras. All shipped up to Redcliffe.

2. I need you to recommend something special. It was Scuppers birthday reciently so I need something to send over to NZ for him.
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« Reply #8 on: 31/01/2012, 10:13 AM »

BWwwwhahahahaha +1   I fukin just spat coffee.. gold!
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UN533N
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« Reply #9 on: 31/01/2012, 10:38 AM »

synnex etc...
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« Reply #10 on: 31/01/2012, 10:40 AM »

I'd go with the BSDM llama package, i just had it and im now wetter than a squid bro, its intense
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« Reply #11 on: 31/01/2012, 05:53 PM »

now this is why i love this clan....tech support with S&M bestiality

also chal can i have the number 12 with extra sauce and gerbil special..oh and if the albanians sound good can you get me a price on a pair of Serbians?
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