In case you all have forgotten...... Chalice + kitchen = BAD!

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[Virgil83]

I am a good cook and don't mind cleaning up ether, OMG! I have a vagina

This comes as a surprise somehow?

[DonutKing]

If you have a vagina, just get her to do the cooking and cleaning for you.

[Sillen]

My parents started a roster for cooking when I was ten, me making dinner twice a week until I moved out 1994'ish.  

Cooked for myself until moved in w/MrsSillen in 2001'ish.  

Stay at home dad making lunches and dinners for two years 2005-2007.

No fires, in the kitchen, anyway.  Being able to torch off the incinerator every Saturday when I was younger got a lot of flamin urges out

[Z00111111]

I can cook well, when I'm not distracted by Lost.

[bageled]

Actually Kylie, my wife has set fire to the kitchen.
You're right though Zoo, ever since I ignited the kitchen, when I cook chips, I always make sure the lid of the pot is sitting on the bench right next to stove. And in all honesty, I've had a pot of chips burst into flames since and quickly extinguished it with the lid. When you cook with a lot of oil, compustion happens especially when you use a gas stove, the oil spits  and whoomp. I now own a special pot for cooking chips in, a nice high one. My home made chips are a household favorite.
I remember talking to some girls back in my uni days, and they were telling me quite proudly, that they didn't know how to cook, when I expressed shock, they pulled the feminist card on me, 'so we should know how to cook because we are women' and I said, 'you should know how to cook so you can be independant', idiots.

[Z00111111]

Good point on the independence Bageled. What were they going to do when they moved into the real world? Shack up with a guy that can cook? Hardly feminist to rely on a guy.

How do you cook your chips Bageled? I used to double cook them, do all in batches really hot for a few minutes then start again relatively cool until they float. Too much trouble now though. Costco has 2kg bags of the chips I like pretty cheap so it's not worth the trouble of peeling potatoes.

[bageled]

I buy washed pototoes, and cut them by hand, to about 5x5mm lengths, I don't peel them though.
Heat up the oil, and test it by dipping one in. If the oil foams around it then its hot enough. Then slowly dump raw potato in. Thats the bit you need to be careful of because the water in the potato boils off and can overflow the pot, then flames. I throw in about 5 pototos worth at a time, so one batch is enough for two people. When I take them out I put them into a strainer and paper towel them a bit to get some of the oil off. They don't end up crisp and dry like mackers chips, they are a bit soggy.  But soggy or not, they are damn tasty.
Yeah I don't doubel dip them, jus the once, I used to do something similar but I don't think stovetops can get the oil to a temperature, and keep it there, to give you the mackers style chips, so I gave up on it.

[Alucard]

ummm i cook chips in the oven - no oil and yet both of you are skinnier than me..... i hate both of you

i have never put anything on fire, apart from singeing my hair once or twice.
this is probably the reason i cook at chal's and kylies.
1.) safety reasons - chal has put a specially bough flameless BBQ on fire
2.) give kylie a rest - man chal is a slave driver :p

[cryptochild4]

i can cook anything you chalenge me to and do it well, if you dont believe me i will come and cook at your house in front of you. you supply ingerdients, cooking untensils costs of transport to youand BOOOZE and place to sleep and place to recover the next day, unless you are in brisbane/gold/sunny coast, then you provide ingredients, cooking utensils and BOOOZE and place to sleep and place to recover the next day. and i will proove that SINGLE men can cook without destroying the world

[KARNAGE]

I can make some fucking wicked toast

[DonutKing]

This is how I cook chips.



seriously though I wonder how those chips taste with all the lead, nickel, cadmium etc thats leeched out of the PCB

[Carples]

Bageled is allergic to a potato peeler.
I remember mum setting to electric stove on fire, put the chips out but every time we took the fire blanket of the stove would burst into flame again, ended up putting the hot plate cover on instead, took like 5 years to get it off.
I got into trouble with interesting ways to light the fire place, see glass of metho, basting syringe, boredom with flame thrower, then lighting glass. Same tip as above put some thing on top of burning container, do not stick head directly above and blow.
Explanation for facial burning when dad rushed home – was blowing on fire and there was a backdraft

[Lentz]

MEN!!! LEAVE THE STOVE ALONE. those are for women only. why the hell do you think the microwave was invented about the same time women started actively join the workforce. Almost completely FAIL proof. almost*


*relates to a time I somehow melted a microwave safe dish to the glass pan. ( alcohol involved)

[Chalice]

LOL LOL LOL..just Fukin LOL.

I obviously had not cleaned teh stove properly/at all (kylie's away for 2 days) and was just heating water for some soup..literally just boiling water, left it on stove....came back out, you guessed it...it was on fire from the oil again.  Flames just up the side of the pot..but on fire none the less.

  BBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH a...boiling water..stove catches fire...BBWWHWHAHAHAHAHA.  

Note to self..clean stove top before attempting ANY cooking again !  

* laughing so hard right now..boiling water...flames...ROFL, not a troll or BS, srsly just happened  

[Damit]

LOL LOL LOL..just Fukin LOL.

I obviously had not cleaned teh stove properly/at all (kylie's away for 2 days) and was just heating water for some soup..literally just boiling water, left it on stove....came back out, you guessed it...it was on fire from the oil again.  BBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH a...boiling water..stove catches fire...BBWWHWHAHAHAHAHA. 

Note to self..clean stove top before attempting ANY cooking again ! 

* laughing so hard right now..boiling water...flames...ROFL, not a troll or BS, srsly just happened