In case you all have forgotten...... Chalice + kitchen = BAD!

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[KylieilyK]

Okay so not sure how many of you know but Chalice set the stove top on fire last night - its a ceramic cooktop btw....
It was an oil fire - he was trying to cook me dinner. 

Anyway - HE DID IT AGAIN TONIGHT!! Almost TWICE even!  The second time tonight there were no flames - just fuckin hot OIL everywhere!  All over the benches, stove top, running down the kitchen cupboards and alllllllll over the floor!!!  We, HE has used two entire rolls of paper towel trying to clean it up.

LOL just fuckin, LOL!  So glad the fire was only on the stove 

[Psych0Kyller]

BAHAHAHAHA fucking cunny funt Chal

[Sillen]

Lucky!

My sister forgot she was heating oil for Papadum, next thing the rangehood was on fire and the smoke alarm was going off.  Lucky we just got a fire blanket,extinguisher and smoke alarm a month before. 

Bad Chalice, bad.

[Alucard]

lol i thought that he want allowed near the stove/bbq/anything with a heating element

[Carples]

I think its an act, oldest trick in the book try something like cooking or washing and just be really bad at it so the missus does it to save the trouble of cleaning up after you, but you look good for making an effort!
I bet he puts red stuff in with the white as well, or dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher

[bageled]

yup, don't do something well if you don't want to do it twice.

[Sillen]

Where's the pics from a few years ago of that cake that looked like a steak or steak that looked like a cake?

[Budh]

YOU NEED TO PUT TRAINING WHEELS ON THE STOVE FOR BEGINNERS

[Z00111111]

Lucky!

My sister forgot she was heating oil for Papadum, next thing the rangehood was on fire and the smoke alarm was going off.  Lucky we just got a fire blanket,extinguisher and smoke alarm a month before. 

Bad Chalice, bad.

I did something similar; it was pluto pups not papadums, and I didn't have an extinguisher, fire blanket or smoke alarm. I did have second degree burns though. Rangehoods produce the vilest black smoke.

[bageled]

awesome Zoo, me too, I was frying up hot chips, though I got second degree burns as well on my hand from picking up the pan and dumping it in the sink, thus destroying the sink, but the range hood and cupboard above it was on fire so the pan had to move.

[Z00111111]

Bageled, that sounds almost exactly like what happened to me. I moved the burning pan to the sink, sink piping got melted, skin on hand got melted, rangehood eventually burnt itself out.

You don't think in the moment of panic to just put a plate over the pan...

[not naf ok]

Haha I was cooking apple crumble once and decided it was taking to long to brown off on top so I took it out of the oven and put in the griller, the extra sugar I had added to the crumble part sure made pretty flames

[KylieilyK]

Omfg how do you men all appear to have set something on fire in the kitchen???!  Im pretty sure if you all checked with your girlfriends/wives, they have probably never set fire to the kitchen!  *shakes head, walks away*

[Chalice]

Mmmm, Fire.....pretty 

[Holzy]

I am a good cook and don't mind cleaning up ether, OMG! I have a vagina