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Well Virgil...I'm glad you asked!

This is utter nonsense...everyone knows that electricity is created by women...duh!

Here's how it works -

You see women generate higher amounts of static electricty than men..this is caused by their flaps rubbing together when they walk..the resulting friction generates static electricy which travels thru the body and is dispelled into the air via their hair...this is also how lightning comes to be.

Men DO generate a lesser amount but we dispel it via constantly scratching our balls..if we didn't then we'd all die and the planet would be destroyed due to the overwhelming voltages that would be generated...and yet THEY have the audacity to grief us over it!

There was a recent case in the US when a man was killed in a tragic accident when he went down on his girlfriend. You see, she was a competitive runner who had short hair and as such, was unable to dispel most of the charge. It was later estimated that her flaps rubbed together an average of 80,000 times per run.

Due to this amount of "flap friction" and her short hair, her body stored a more than normal amount of current and when she got home from a run her boyfriend felt kinky and went down on her..due to the above reasons and the fact she had a clit ring as the BF's tongue made contact with the ring, the voltage sent him 10 feet backwards off the bed and his heart stopped..The coroner later confirmed that his cause of death was FFFF (Fatal Flap Friction Fondling)

poor poor man, lets never forget the lesson he has taught us, which is to never growl out a short haired female runner with a clit ring....amen

Hope that helps,

Chalice

p.s. All this can be found in my upcoming book "How to power your car by teabagging it!""

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