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[darkwolf]

Dear Chalice,

When and why was Ask Chalice created.

Sincerely Darkwolf

PS Why can birds fly and not me? 

[Carples]

Why can a bird fly, but a fly can't bird

[Virgil83]

Why can a bird fly, but a fly can't bird

woooah... trippy man... trippy....

[Chalice]

Well Darkwolf...I'm glad you asked

Many Many years ago (33 to be exact) a child was born into this world that was like, and yet unlike any other before him...he was a special child, a child of wonder and magic, a child that would change the world and create one of harmony and laughter...then it died.

Around the same time...I was born and was none of the above, but at least I lived so fuck that little "Star Child"

Fast Forward some seven years and witness as little Chalice discovers that sulphur, charcoal and potassium nitrate makes stuff go boom and tests it on neighbours cubby house..how was he to know that the laughter inside the cubby house meant people were still in it before detonating it?

Lets move forward some more, briefly witnessing the madness creep into his character as he takes on his "unique" view of the world and travel ahead until 3 years ago from present time where we witness Chalice answering normal forum questions with his typical and undeniable sheer genius, sharing the secrets of the universe with his fellow =]DI[= brethren until one day they say "Lord Chalice, thou should havest thine own thread" and lo...it came to be, whether to create a better opportunity for enlightenment or just to keep me from posting in other peoples threads..it...was....done!

So in the time before time, which was that time back then, when that which was when became a now that is now.... and even since then.

I have endeavoured to share my wisdom and be a medium for my fellow man into the secrets of mysterious mysteries and provide insight into important things like -  can stones get stoned? and how do they get the inner tube in a piece of spaghetti?...deep, meaningful things they are too scared to touch in schools or universities as their minds cannot comprehend the sheer scope of these topics and would melt and run out of their nostrils if they even tried...so alas, I am forced to walk this path alone and share this god like bullshit...I mean wisdom...to those that desire it.

Hope that helps,

Chalice, killer of the star child.

[Chalice]

In regards to the p.s. you can fly...ever been in a plane?

OR if you want be able to fly without the use of any device, the problem is you're not aerodynamic enough..so shave your head completely to remove excess drag....now you have 2 rounded edges on your arms, you need to get some sand paper and make the trailing edge of your arm flat..to resemble an airfoil on a plane...this can be painfull, but do you want to fly or not?

Next you'll need a tailplane, I recommend you build T type tailplane out of balsa wood with a connecting rod at the bottom..this piece requires it to b shoved up your arse..as far as it will go, just suck it up champ and think of the pretty clouds.

That should do the trick, you have airfoils and a tailplane..you should be good to go, just take a running leap (propulsion) off a cliff on a warm day (thermals) and soar off into the sunset.

Note - even if it fails imagine the people finding a completely bald guy, with weird arms and a large piece of balsa wood sticking out his arse at the bottom of a cliff ...gold.

Hope that helps,

Chalice