Death Inc

Well Virgil...I'm glad you asked!

Circumcision was invented in 1200BC by a Hebrew man by the name of Nahshon or Bob as his friends called him.

Now Bob was a humble goat herder and had been herding the families beloved goats since he was 8 years old, where he'd practise his rock throwing whilst the goats did their goatly things.

By the age of 17 however Bob was bored, he'd practised and mastered the reed flute, but the goats didn't seem interested..in fact, they distinctly looked like they didn't give a shit at all over his flute prowess. There were no girls near his farm for him to impress and his father said that he should pay more attention to the goats and less to the flute, and so lonely life rolled on....

At age 23 his father brought home a new goat and added it to the field, the following day Nahshon/Bob took the goats out to graze into the furthest fields, ensuring they were all safe in their goatly ways he began playing his flute, when something happened..The new goat seemingly entranced by the music came over and stared at Bob as he played, Bob shocked at having an audience for the first time stopped playing and the goat butted his leg, encouraging him to continue...so Bob did.

Month pass and seasons came and went, in the field Bob and the goats relationship deepend and romance was blossoming in Bobs heart as he'd sit and play, watching as the goat would, in his mind, "seductively" strut on over to listen to him play. He couldn't take the goats "teasing" any more and threw down his reed pipe, grabbed the goat and stuck his tongue in its mouth, the texture of half chewed grass and goat tongue exciting him to strange and exhilarating new heights.

Demanding release for the first time in his life Bob reached down and freed his rampant demon and thrust it into the goats mouth....who promptly bit down, its teeth sinking deep into Bob's rod. Screaming in agony Bob jerked backwards, trying to free his manhood from the goats jaws, the goat however still had his teeth in lock down mode and the crows could be heard laughing as they witnessed Bob screaming in pain with his dick in the goats mouth and dragging it across the field trying frantically to free himsel... the goats hooves creating trenches as it tried to dig its feet in , in this painful tug of war, which game btw was invented in this very moment

Bob using all the will he could muster gave a last gigantic tug and as Bob jerked his dick out, the goats teeth peeled a large section of Bobs foreskin away. Bob looked down in disbelief at his cock that now looked like a partially skinned rabbit, the goat meanwhile was still standing there chewing happily on the flap of skin that moments earlier belonged on Bob, blood running down its bearded goat chin.

Bob, blood pissing out of his Rimma Rimma Ding Dong, began a limping trek home. His mutilated Little Jew too sore to place beneath his robe and left to hang out in the open air and in pure agony took it step by step. With his mind occupied on ignoring the pain and wondering how to explain this to his father and mother he didn't see his friend Achmed trotting across the grass towards him, only realizing he was there when he heard a horrified "OH MY GOD..WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR PUSSY PLOUGH!"

Snapping out of it, Bob said the first thing that came to mind, puffed his chest out and stated confidently "What..this? Its the new rage, chicks dig it" , "really?" "Yup" "Can I have it done too then?"

Before you know it Achemd had the tip of his dick in a goats mouth and on the count of 3 Bob punched it in the side of the head, causing its teeth to clamp down on Achmeds Avenger and a tradition was born................

Hope that Helps,

Chalice

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