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[Ametros]

Dear Chalice,

I think I might be a brony. What should I do? Please help!!

[Virgil83]

*hums* "My little pony... my little pony... I'm so glad you're my friend..."

[DonutKing]

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[KylieilyK]

ye4a donut thats the only song that comes in to my mind now when i think of my little pony lol!!!

[Chalice]

Well Kaotic...I'm glad you asked!

I think the way to go here is to get you to answer the English Standard Brony test questionaire and see how we go from from there ok?

These are simple questions with simple answers, please answer them as truthfully as you can.

1.  Have you ever watched a My Little Pony Episode or movie?

2. Relates to Q1 - If yes, do you own the entire box set of every season?

3. Do you think Sweetie Belle is the coolest because she has stars come out of her tail or pinky pie, cuz rainbows rock?  OR Neither I prefer the........ pony.

4. Do you own/Have you owned any MLP products such as toys, pencils cases etc?

5. Relates to Q4 Do you have a little sister and they were hers or "there's no way that little bitch is going near MY little ponies, CUZ THEYRE MINE!

6. Have you ever "touched" yourself in your special place thinking about Buttercups Sprinkles?

7. Do you find yourself prancing often?

8. Have you ever broken into a paddock and spray painted a horse Blue, stripped off, climbed on and spent 2 hours riding bareback through the fields belting out the MLP theme song as loud as you could in sheer ecstasy?

9. Have you ever had sex with a woman and if so...did you Neigh or whinny as you orgasmed?

10. Have you ever tried to put as many MLP toy ponies into your "special brown stable of fun" as you could fit?


There you go, answer these as truthfully as possible and i'll go from there.

[Noraa78]

Well Kaotic...I'm glad you asked!

I think the way to go here is to get you to answer the English Standard Brony test questionaire and see how we go from from there ok?

These are simple questions with simple answers, please answer them as truthfully as you can.

1.  Have you ever watched a My Little Pony Episode or movie?
No

2. Relates to Q1 - If yes, do you own the entire box set of every season?
N/A

3. Do you think Sweetie Belle is the coolest because she has stars come out of her tail or pinky pie, cuz rainbows rock?  OR Neither I prefer the........ pony.
The Pony

4. Do you own/Have you owned any MLP products such as toys, pencils cases etc?
No

5. Relates to Q4 Do you have a little sister and they were hers or "there's no way that little bitch is going near MY little ponies, CUZ THEYRE MINE!
N/A

6. Have you ever "touched" yourself in your special place thinking about Buttercups Sprinkles?
Yes, but only when i think of Chamela

7. Do you find yourself prancing often?
No, but does strutting count?

8. Have you ever broken into a paddock and spray painted a horse Blue, stripped off, climbed on and spent 2 hours riding bareback through the fields belting out the MLP theme song as loud as you could in sheer ecstasy?
Yes, but does yelling out "take it you Hor......se" count as the theme song?

9. Have you ever had sex with a woman and if so...did you Neigh or whinny as you orgasmed?
Yes, nah just told her to fuck off

10. Have you ever tried to put as many MLP toy ponies into your "special brown stable of fun" as you could fit?
No, but GI Joe loves a bit of cave diving


There you go, answer these as truthfully as possible and i'll go from there.

So how'd i go?

[Chalice]

Hmmm interesting..interesting indeed!

You sir I can happily say are NOT a Brony, you are merely a perverted sociopath with strange bed habits and should seek help immediately...

Your "strutting" indicates a deep desire to be a super model. You can confirm this yourself tonight as you'll no doubt sit in front of a mirror with a wig on, blonde i'd say based off answering Chalmela...slashing your thighs with a razer, rubbing the blood into your chest instead of oil saying things like "who's a pretty boy?..have you been bad?" etc  then hating yourself in the morning for it  with a series of "I hate it, hate it, hate it , hate it " tantrums as you apply ridiculous amounts of lipstick and put stockings and big fluffy pink slippers on.

..... and wash your GI Joe for gods sakes.

[Virgil83]

Well Kaotic...I'm glad you asked!

I think the way to go here is to get you to answer the English Standard Brony test questionaire and see how we go from from there ok?

These are simple questions with simple answers, please answer them as truthfully as you can.

1.  Have you ever watched a My Little Pony Episode or movie?

Yes

2. Relates to Q1 - If yes, do you own the entire box set of every season?

Yes, plus all the "behind the scenes" DVD extras!

3. Do you think Sweetie Belle is the coolest because she has stars come out of her tail or pinky pie, cuz rainbows rock?  OR Neither I prefer the........ pony.

Pinky Pie Pony is the best... duh!

4. Do you own/Have you owned any MLP products such as toys, pencils cases etc?

Yes, I have a vast and seemingly unending collection...

5. Relates to Q4 Do you have a little sister and they were hers or "there's no way that little bitch is going near MY little ponies, CUZ THEYRE MINE!

Not little sister, but my daughter isn't allowed to touch any of the stuff in my MLP collection!

6. Have you ever "touched" yourself in your special place thinking about Buttercups Sprinkles?

Constantly... In fact, doing so right now...

7. Do you find yourself prancing often?

Only when wearing my special MLP stockings, else it would be a waste...

8. Have you ever broken into a paddock and spray painted a horse Blue, stripped off, climbed on and spent 2 hours riding bareback through the fields belting out the MLP theme song as loud as you could in sheer ecstasy?

How did you know!?!

9. Have you ever had sex with a woman and if so...did you Neigh or whinny as you orgasmed?

Yes, constantly... in fact, also doing so now.... "Neigh!"

10. Have you ever tried to put as many MLP toy ponies into your "special brown stable of fun" as you could fit?

Doesn't everyone!?! Oh... and... doing so... now...


There you go, answer these as truthfully as possible and i'll go from there.

[Chalice]

Virgil...depending on YOUR view of the matter i'm either sad to or glad to, say that you are 100% Brony and if you like you can join via facebook other like minded people here - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Brony-Club/176943669042367

Just remember if you dont wash them, then ALL your MLP toys will soon be brownish and smell,not rainbow coloured and smell of love... so make sure you wash them and maybe even brush and plait their hair for them when youre done.

[DonutKing]

If any of you bronies are wanting an avatar that better reflects your status there is a nice collection here http://mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=566

[Virgil83]

Yay!  All stare in wonder at my Bronyness! 

[DonutKing]

[Alucard]

with this new found calling i reckon a couple of new sigs are in order

[Virgil83]

Just ordered a new iPad app:  http://www.tipb.com/2011/09/23/pony-interactive-storybook-iphone-ipad-kids-corner/

[KARNAGE]

MLP, easily one the best shows out there. (anyone else seen the second season? I hear the first ep was good)