Chalice
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« on: 08/09/2011, 10:54 AM » |
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Post up your funny clips
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Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« Reply #736 on: 30/09/2012, 05:08 PM » |
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DonutKing
AWARDED - MR DEATH INC 2010 - FOR GAYEST PICTURE IN A THREAD
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #737 on: 03/10/2012, 03:24 PM » |
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Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.
The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.
The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'
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Syklone
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« Reply #738 on: 03/10/2012, 07:28 PM » |
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DK it wont work - I need something with alevel top to rest my drinks on. That has a angle top. It just wont work for me. And what if I get tired standing up? Will it have a new model that will accomodate me if I am sitting at my PC ?
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This space for rent.
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Damit
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« Reply #739 on: 03/10/2012, 09:35 PM » |
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Damit
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« Reply #740 on: 04/10/2012, 12:17 AM » |
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I seriously love the narration in this video.
"Notifies the felon of their presence" = blasting the shit out of their truck with a shotgun
"Negotiate with the driver" = jumping in the bed of the truck and barging in through the rear window
"Driver turns himself in" = getting kicked the fuck out and barrel rolling on the pavement
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DonutKing
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« Reply #741 on: 04/10/2012, 07:21 AM » |
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DK it wont work - I need something with alevel top to rest my drinks on. That has a angle top. It just wont work for me. And what if I get tired standing up? Will it have a new model that will accomodate me if I am sitting at my PC ?
These are all very good ideas for the next model. A drink holder is a must, I suggest an ashtray for afterwards, and if it could do the cooking, washing and ironing, it would be perfect. |
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Alucard
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« Reply #742 on: 05/10/2012, 06:01 PM » |
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Wtalent
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« Reply #743 on: 06/10/2012, 07:45 AM » |
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couldn't find this in better quality
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reggie
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« Reply #745 on: 08/10/2012, 08:50 PM » |
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Just a video of two ruffians trying to start shit with chalice. Boy did they make a mistake!
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Psych0Kyller
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« Reply #746 on: 09/10/2012, 12:52 AM » |
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lol
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Only the dead have seen the end of war but when im through, the afterlife is gonna get a lot more crowded  |
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Damit
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« Reply #747 on: 09/10/2012, 09:12 AM » |
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DonutKing
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #749 on: 11/10/2012, 08:40 AM » |
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here's where the plot for "The Ring" came from
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Damit
Getting In there and getting Messy
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« Reply #750 on: 11/10/2012, 10:42 AM » |
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For anyone who's played the original Quake, prepare to feel insignificant
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