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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[naf]

I'm not sure if any of you noticed but Chalice made me the boss while he is away, he seemed to have forgotten to give me admin access but we can worry about that later.

First things first I think I need to lay down some ground rules.

1. I'm going to need money to float this boat so you all need to send me money asap, $50+ each, my aim is to have about $1000 dollars by lunchtime. If you have no money please feel free to send me beer (I only drink Coopers) or drugs.

2. All gaming needs to be done pants off, eveyone will be required to set up a webcam with a live feed for me so I can check on the no pants status at all times. Webcams need to postioned to display the full length of your legs minimum.

3. DI is now a console clan, PC gaming appears to be dieing and I think a swift change to console gaming is needed.

4. Since we are now a console clan you all need to send me your video cards, so I can ensure you don't waste time playing PC games.

5. Everyone needs to send me photo's of your sisters and mothers. Nude shots may results in captaincy postions.

6. Ice / Icemahon is no longer welcome here, the rest of you can stay, but ice needs to gtfo asap.

7. Please post any rules you think I might like, If i don't like them, you might end up on the outer with ice.

Thanks for reading, I think together we can keep DI running for at least another 1 - 2 weeks.

love your new "Boss" naf, king of the kids.

[inwalda]

8. Pre-orders of Modern Warfare 3 are a necessity. We can all agree Battlefield 3 will suck.

[naf]

Thanks inwalda, and he means the console version of mw in case any of you are going to try get smart. Xbox version will be best cos Microsoft rulez.

[cryptochild4]

Goats are out and the flying spaghetti monster is in

[naf]

Thanks 2ic all you crunts better respect him!

[Mone]

Naf you forgot to put your credit card details in the post for me to send my $50 to. I need your full card number, expiry date and security number from the back. That way I can gaurantee it is your card I am sending the money to. Also if anyone else wants a $50 from me please pm or post here the same details

[cryptochild4]

Since i am 2ic, i want a recipee from each of you. (you can ask your mums or wives) by the time this weekend is over, i want to have made a DI cook book.

[Damit]

 

[DonutKing]

2. All gaming needs to be done pants off, eveyone will be required to set up a webcam with a live feed for me so I can check on the no pants status at all times. Webcams need to postioned to display the full length of your legs minimum.

I already meet this requirement but I'm not giving it to you for free, you have to pay like everyone else

3. DI is now a console clan, PC gaming appears to be dieing and I think a swift change to console gaming is needed.

Please send me required paperwork for discharge from clan

[naf]

Please send me a stamped self address envelope, I'm not running a charity here.

[bageled]

pants off, computer out, sonic in

[naf]

Thanks Bageled I think you just found the new clan motto.

[Number One]

the little goat fucker is going to gut you like a fish......................... .. it was truly nice knowing you....

[cryptochild4]

anglo, no more goats.

also, speaking of charity, i just door knocked for the heart foundation and raised $51.50 in 45 mins with not a single person wanting a receipt. if i was a (proper) dodgy fucker i'd go all over town, and get a heap of coin for free. Charity is a good enterprise

[naf]

the little goat fucker is going to gut you like a fish......................... .. it was truly nice knowing you....

!!!

you sound angry, bageled is annoying but I don't think anyone will gut him? But as an equal opportunity console gaming clan I'm going to make that rule #9

#9 the little goat fucker is going to gut you like a fish......................... .. it was truly nice knowing you....