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Carples
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« Reply #15 on: 28/08/2011, 08:01 AM »

Large paper bags were invented for the situation above.
I think the dude should just come out of the closet if he is not into women.
Have you never hear of the term "Grab a Granny" or beer goggles.
Old, fat, thick, thin, gorgeous, ugly, nice or annoying as hell, admit it its not really the out side we are interested in when opportunity beacons, that only matters for the one you want to keep
for a virgin of that age that situation should have been like waving a red cape in front of a bull camera or not.
Thing I keep hearing is the oldies know "tricks" but alas I am married and will never know for sure until I am old helped invent them and lack the energy to enjoy them frequently. So curse my prudish nature when I was single, So for the young single guys get out there put on you beer goggles (not to many you need to remember) and
Grab A Granny!!! just turn the light off and think of Chalema, you and your future wife will enjoy your discoveries for many years to come.
Plus regardless of what is attached to the female anatomy is endlessly fascinating to any  true male.

This reminds me of a joke it not real good but I will proceed to butcher while trying not to be censored
Young Johnny and his dad are walking down the and Johnny asks "Dad what does a girls private part look like"
"Ahh Johnny it is a beautiful thing like the most delicate orchid, soft and the perfect colour until you have sex." His dad says
"Then What does it look like after sex Dad" Johnny says
"Well have you ever seen a bull dog eat custard"
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« Reply #16 on: 28/08/2011, 03:11 PM »

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Carples
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« Reply #17 on: 28/08/2011, 05:35 PM »

Life is so much more than any one thing you could name, it is a combination of all the things you could name, the goal is to make them as pleasant as possible.

If you read the selfish gene - sex and procreation is the sole purpose of life, as we are little more than vehicle's for the perpetuation of gene's

Seeking food (and hording it), seeking sex, avoiding imminent death and protecting your offspring (some times at the expense of avoiding death) are the only really hard wired behaviors humans come with.

Had humans not had a health preoccupation with sex non of us would be here.
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« Reply #18 on: 28/08/2011, 10:35 PM »

i love when carples posts!
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« Reply #19 on: 29/08/2011, 08:28 AM »

i love when carples posts!

2nd this PDT_Armataz_01_34

p.s. GO THE GRANNY VAG!  Cool
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