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[Ametros]

I have a beer bottle, a large-ish book (that I use as a mouse pad), and scissors.
That's all that's worthwhile.

I'd grab the book, use it as a shield while I push the zombie back and onto my bed, I'll then grab my cricket bat before it gets back up, and begin smashing it over the head.

Cricket bats > all.

[littletex1]

i have a plate, a bin, a guitar and a lolly tin.

I would grab the guitar smash it over its head, while its stun start smashin its head with the plate until it brakes, then move on to my lolly tin and finish the job. (also through a kick or 2 in) =] then when im done clean it all up and put it in the bin. then continue on the Death Inc forums <3.

[Slash]

Well, at first glance, the things right in front of me on my desk that I would consider useable as weapons are two 4 inch blade knives, a 7 inch solid shaft phillips head and a can of deoderant.

I'm going by the assumption that this zombie is the far more likely scenario of an "infectation" zombie, as opposed to the reanimated by unnatural evil powers kind. This should in effect make it more susceptible to incapacitation techniques and blunt forced trauma.

I think if I was unprepared, with the infectation not yet having made the news and people only just beginning to get infected, and a zombie burst into my room catching my by surprise, my first reaction would be the spray the deoderant in it's face. I don't expect this would get me much time, and with the zombie between me and the door, I would have to use the time gained by this distraction to either immobilise or remove the immediate danger.

I'm going by another assumption, that this infected zombie is able to transmit the infection through contact with it's blood and saliva, so if possible I don't want to get too close. I've got a screwdrive, and a couple of knives, but for both of those I'm going to need to get pretty close.

For that reason I would employ a forceful kick into the zombie's chest, pushing him back out the door and hopefully knocking him over. While the zombie was getting up, I would be moving out the door, screwdriver in hand, and on the way out I would pick up my barbell handle, and that zombie would get up only to meet 2 kilos of solid steel coming crashing down on his head.

After repeated blows to the zombies head, hopefully incapacitating it, I would adhere to the "double tap" rule, as seen in Zombieland, and placing the end of the screwdriver in it's ear, drive it come with the end of the barbell handle, ensuring that zombie doesn't live to trouble anyone ever again.

[Damit]

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[inwalda]

I have a copy of Hamlet for English

I'm fucked

[DonutKing]

writing essays on Hamlet for the HSC basically turned me into a zombie. Only brain I wanted to eat was my own though.

[KARNAGE]

I have two keyboards
2 mice (computer)
paper, and lots of it
a PCPowerplay magazine
2 monitors
a box
a mobile
a desk light
a copy of "Crysis: Maximum edition"
a copy of "Dead Rising 2"
a mug with an easter egg in it
a printer
a metal thingy I've never quite established its proper use for.
a pen
a pair of sunnies
2 computers
a mario and luigi hat
more boxes
2 bags
a square thingy (actually rectangular) [ON WHEELS]
another box (with a ribbon on it)
a nerf gun
a miniature RC Mini Cooper
more fucking boxes!
magnetic darts
DVD's and books
a box of nerf darts
some clothes
a glass I should've taken out a week ago
a DVD drive

What I would do is yell out at the zombie "FUCK YOU" then pick up the glass and shatter it on his head. then kick him in the chest hoping that makes him fall down, then I pick up that weird metal thingy and slice his neck (hopefully his head will come off after a few chops)

I imagine only 1 zombie came in.

[RainSunshine]

I have within arms reach:
2 Monitors
2 towers
A Giant samsung printer/scanner/machine of death
1x Contracts Law textbook (weighs more than the printer)
10x other law textbooks
A Giant stapler
A Razer Imperator
A Razer Arcosta
A lasagna covered fork
A Calendar
A box of coles tissues

I would throw pick up the giant printer, ripping my shirt in true hulk fashion while doing so, and throw it at the zombie(s). Stab it in the eye/head/brain with my lasagne covered fork, proceed to smack it in the head with my Arcosta keyboard as a makeshift mallet, hammering the fork in further.
Clean up the mess with my Coles tissues.

[Crocket181]

You guys are so violent.

Id simply google conflict resolution wiki and diffuse the situation by getting to the heart of the zombies emotional state where by which I guide it into leading a more fulfilling life.

[bageled]

really depends on what kind of zombie it is, the shambling Romero zombie, or the runinng Boyle zombie.

I has got a pencil

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