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DonutKing
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« on: 11/04/2011, 07:52 AM »

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/praise-the-lord-and-harry-potter/story-fn7x8me2-1226034347140




UPDATE 9am: A CHURCH service where the angels and saints make way for wizards and warlocks has been damned by conservative Christians.

Fans dressed as Wookies and vampires will be among the throng to hear passages from those bibles of fantasy The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter at a "Sci-Fi and Fantasy Friendly Church Service".

The Reverend Avril Hannah-Jones is behind Sunday's service at the Uniting Church in Romsey, north of Melbourne, which is aimed at getting more bums on pews.

The sci-fi enthusiast said the service would explore parallels between fantasy and Christianity, taking inspiration from Dr Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Star Wars.

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But traditionalists have slammed the service's irreverence and lack of emphasis on scripture. Sources close to the church told the Herald Sun the plan had split locals.

"There are some that aren't very happy about it, especially because it just sort of happened out of the blue," a parishioner said.

Other church leaders said it was blasphemous and could encourage witchcraft and supernatural ideas.

"I don't have a problem with people enjoying sci-fi, but church isn't the place to encourage escapism and fancy dress," Mentone Baptist minister Murray Campbell said.

"It is the time where real people with real lives need to hear the real God speak his word, the Bible.

"We really ought to get our theology and world view from the Bible, not Frodo Baggins - as cool as he is."

Catholic priest Gerald O'Collins said: "There should be no need to dress it up.

"There is a magical story there already - We just have to start selling ourselves properly."

But Australian Baptist movement spokesman Rod Benson said the service was a unique opportunity to introduce more people to Christianity.

Mr Benson, an ethicist and public theologian, said the innovative approach was commendable.

"Baptists affirm the biblical teaching condemning occult practices, but this Uniting Church congregation's sci-fi/fantasy theme is commendable if it connects with the community and serves its purpose well," he said.

"What matters is how the church leaders frame the cultural theme within a Christian context.

"The supernatural is not the sole domain of malevolent forces. Indeed, Christians affirm that every aspect of life has a spiritual connection."

Mr Benson said familiar stories, such as Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Buffy, and Dr Who involved people wrestling with moral choices.

"(They) show the triumph of human virtue and the good over all kinds of moral and spiritual challenges," he said.

Uniting Church moderator Isabel Thomas Dobson said Sunday's service had the full support of the church authorities.

"We're always looking for ways in which we can connect the community with the truth of the gospel.

"We're talking fantasy, not reality," she said.

"It's a once-off."




This might actually get me to go back to church. Hopefully instead of boring sacraments like Eucharist you can instead level up your 'Christian' class.


"I don't have a problem with people enjoying sci-fi, but church isn't the place to encourage escapism and fancy dress," Mentone Baptist minister Murray Campbell said.
Depending on your point of view, you might find this somewhat ironic
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« Reply #1 on: 11/04/2011, 09:15 AM »

Still reckon I should start a church group.......


"And the lord said onto the goat, go forth my horny child and mate unto the man...and lo, the goat did cometh upon the chest of man and they were happy.  
Then the attack of the giant robots did come and the bond between man and goat was severed as they did dodge lasers and shiteth in order to survive.
As time went on did man and goat forget their past union, man being the dominant one did look upon the goat as food and he did eat the goat.  
But as was prophesied long ago, one would be born who's symbol would be a holy Chalice and he would strive once again to unite man and goat in the love which god doth originally intended for the lord said unto this Chalice "OI...cunt, go forth ye who is a tool and sort these dickheads out" and lo, went he from god to do as he was bidden.

Amen my brothers ...amen
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« Reply #2 on: 11/04/2011, 10:55 AM »

Still reckon I should start a church group.......


"And the lord said onto the goat, go forth my horny child and mate unto the man...and lo, the goat did cometh upon the chest of man and they were happy. 
Then the attack of the giant robots did come and the bond between man and goat was severed as they did dodge lasers and shiteth in order to survive.
As time went on did man and goat forget their past union, man being the dominant one did look upon the goat as food and he did eat the goat. 
But as was prophesied long ago, one would be born who's symbol would be a holy Chalice and he would strive once again to unite man and goat in the love which god doth originally intended for the lord said unto this Chalice "OI...cunt, go forth ye who is a tool and sort these dickheads out" and lo, went he from god to do as he was bidden.

Amen my brothers ...amen

hhaahhahaha! what would we do without you chal +1
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« Reply #3 on: 11/04/2011, 01:13 PM »

Still reckon I should start a church group.......


"And the lord said onto the goat, go forth my horny child and mate unto the man...and lo, the goat did cometh upon the chest of man and they were happy. 
Then the attack of the giant robots did come and the bond between man and goat was severed as they did dodge lasers and shiteth in order to survive.
As time went on did man and goat forget their past union, man being the dominant one did look upon the goat as food and he did eat the goat. 
But as was prophesied long ago, one would be born who's symbol would be a holy Chalice and he would strive once again to unite man and goat in the love which god doth originally intended for the lord said unto this Chalice "OI...cunt, go forth ye who is a tool and sort these dickheads out" and lo, went he from god to do as he was bidden.

Amen my brothers ...amen



how the fuck do you come up with this diatribe chal -  PDT_Armataz_01_34 +1
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« Reply #4 on: 11/04/2011, 03:57 PM »

thats a really good idea, good uniting church Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: 11/04/2011, 05:36 PM »

fuck it lets do it for real... come up with a full on dose of realism.. turn Darwinism and Dawkins into a cult...just re-write in ye-olde clerical verse....
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« Reply #6 on: 11/04/2011, 07:27 PM »

Chalice I do not think you are taking my fantasy church seriously. I have conferred with the game masters and unfortunately you will receive a penalty of -1 to all saving throws at the next LARP meet. However we may be inclined to show clemency if you attend our church and confess your sins.
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« Reply #7 on: 11/04/2011, 09:05 PM »

Can I give a sermon and bring my +2 longsword of lightning?
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« Reply #8 on: 12/04/2011, 07:26 AM »

CONFESSION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
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« Reply #9 on: 12/04/2011, 09:59 AM »

YOU'RE THE MEANEST DM/PRIEST EVER...EVER I TELLS YA!!!

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« Reply #10 on: 12/04/2011, 10:02 AM »

Sorry, but I am merely acting in accordance with His Divine Will (Ezekiel 25:17)
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« Reply #11 on: 12/04/2011, 10:05 AM »

ah yes... but let he who is without sin, crack the first iphone (Book of Virgil 4:69)
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« Reply #12 on: 12/04/2011, 10:10 AM »

lol (Book of Donut 420:69)
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« Reply #13 on: 12/04/2011, 10:50 AM »

ROFL +1 (book of Chalice 7:17...+1)
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« Reply #14 on: 12/04/2011, 11:31 AM »

Hahaha, classic... (Palsm 12:13 - "In the hands of the goat")
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