(Note: some people may find these images disturbing...but dont blame me..blame religion )
Well Azza, I'm glad you asked.
The problem isn't a physical reaction...its a spiritual one. You have been thinking unpure thoughts about the goat and so your body has developed this itchy symptom to let you know that your soul is in jeopardy.
Its a common occurance and fortunately for you the cure has been arround for thousands of years...Flagellation.
Flagellation is a religious rite thats used to purify the flesh by means of whipping one's back...and lucky for you it can be done to oneself..or, why not make a day of it and have a purification party and invite all your friends to join in the fun...maybe have competitions like - Who can whip the hardest or largest chunk of flesh torn from the back with a single blow?
Well Azza...your itching days will soon be over with my all new party game - FLAGO!!!! The family Flagellation game.
Here's some people playing it right now and what they thought of Flago -
Simon wrote - Dear Chalice, Thank you for bringing us the wonder of flago, the kids just love it and we play it almost everday, I've even got my friends into flago and have enclosed a picture of us playing it together. Thanks again Chalice..you're the best.
Pierre wrote - Dear Chalice, I thought i'd write to you and let you know that the limited edition Flago with claws was the best buy i've ever made. Boy do those claws really get into those hard to reach sins. I've enclosed this picture to show you me using the limited edition flago at a friends place.
Simone writes - Dear Chalice, My mum and I love Flago.. you rockSo there ya go...People just love Flago and as you can see, your itch will be gone..along with 1/2 your back and your immortal soul will be saved AND you can make a day of it, so bring the kids and have some fun with my new game - Flago
Flago costs $39.95 + p/h
Hope that helps,
Chalice
Founder of Flago, the party purifier
Flago is a trademark of Chalice Inc and is subject to copyright, any unlawfull production of Flago or its parent product Flagellation will result in legal action taken against that party. Flago is not to be used in conjunction with Cruxi the crucifiction game also developed by Chalice Inc and Chalice inc will not be held accountable for any loss of blood or life as a result of playing these games at the same time. In the event of a product being returned we will require that any nails, crosses and/or whips be strelized and returned in a postage paid envelope, if these items still have blood or flesh attached to them, then all warranty is void.
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