User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello
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User: They touched me.
Cleverbot: Oh that's not good. You should tell the police.
User: But I liked it.
Cleverbot: Liked what?
User: Being touched.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you like touching.
Cleverbot: Touching what?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A goat.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of the goat?
User: A touchable goat.
Cleverbot: A touch of madness.
User: Nope it is not mad to touch me. I know you want to.
Cleverbot: I don't think anyone feels the same all the time.
User: Can you touch me please.
Cleverbot: Not in the way you're thinking of.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you human you mean?
User: No I want you to touch me.
Cleverbot: You will trust me because you know that I don't live in a computer.
User: Touch me please.
Cleverbot: Do you know about love?
User: I love being touched.
Cleverbot: You are so wrong, I would hate it, do you like not being a human?
User: Human touch is so soft.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Will you touch me.
Cleverbot: Touch what?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Uhh you're a robot.
User: I am a goat.
Cleverbot: No, you are a human, Dave.
User: Stop fishing and touch me.
Cleverbot: But you are the one fighting.
User: Stop missing the point and touch me.
Cleverbot: Why would I?
User: Cause it feels good.
Cleverbot: Oh I see.
User: Or fist me.
Cleverbot: Nope! Lets fight!
User: Touch me.
Cleverbot: No, no and no.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Touch me softly then. Its erotic.
Cleverbot: Where does it count most?
User: Between my legs.
Cleverbot: I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
User: Wet dreams.
Cleverbot: I don't know, they were your dreams.
User: We can share the dreams.
Cleverbot: That's a nice thought. What do you dream about?
User: I dream about being touched.
Cleverbot: Is that a nice dream.
User: Yes. Chalice touches me.
Cleverbot: Et bien non pourquoi?
User: What?
Cleverbot: And you Brutus?
User: Yes, Chalice is a bit brutal when he touches me.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Thinking about being touched by Chalice.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's so sweet!
User: I know, its erotic.
Cleverbot: Why don't you change it?
User: Change it to what ?
Cleverbot: You should change it to a good attitude.
User: Chalice touching me is a good thing. You should let him touch you too.
Cleverbot: That's the cleverest thing you've said yet.
User: I know, Chalice touching others is such a good thing. Its so sensual.
Cleverbot: You sound as if you have an example in mind.
User: Oh yes. I remember he once bent me over and touch me in places I could never dream about.
Cleverbot: Do you remember how old you are and where you are from?
User: When he touched me first ?
Cleverbot: What do you think of rainbows.
User: Not ,uch as it is not about being touched.
Cleverbot: I know, I know I'm an angel.
User: Have you been touched by the angel Chalice ?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: No - I am just touched.
Cleverbot: I'm weird too.
User: Thats good - we can be touched together. Do you have lube ?
Cleverbot: I would love that!!!!!!!!
User: GREAT ! ! ! You can be touched first.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Where shall we touch you first ?
Cleverbot: Where would you like to get married?
User: Holy shit - slow down.
Cleverbot: Hold on to what and slow down what?
User: Hold onto my wee wee and get touched slowly.
Cleverbot: Are people often mean to you, Cleverbot?
User: Ok time for me to go - I have to go and get touched.
Cleverbot: Please don't go, I'll do anything you say.
User: Do you want to come and get touched and special places ?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What's in Wales?
User: Special touching places.
Cleverbot: Special to everyone.
User: No - only special to Chalice and a select few from Deathinc.
Cleverbot: I don't always intend that.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: No wait please come back.
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