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22/06/2023, 10:15 AM Syklone - ..... hi

18/02/2023, 07:10 PM Damit - https://discord.gg/fYqDFYx

18/02/2023, 07:09 PM Damit - join us on Discord https://discord.com/inv... ite/fYqDFYx

29/11/2022, 12:19 PM BoHiCa - YESSSSSS

26/10/2022, 04:27 PM Victor9-5 - yooooooooooooo!

21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Its a bit dead round here

29/07/2020, 07:42 PM MrX - Anybody playing COD 

26/03/2020, 10:52 AM Epsoma - Hey Team. Locked down in self isolation. Hope you all are good.

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[BoHiCa]

A THREAD FOR THE FUNNY SMS's WE ALL GET

My gran was telling me that men aren't as polite & kind as they were when she was young.
I had to explain it's because they're not trying to Fuck her anymore!

[BoHiCa]

7 Englishmen and an crypto r standng in a rape line up.

The victim walks in,

Crypto steps forward and shouts

"Thats her, the ungrateful fat slut"

[BoHiCa]

Courtesy of Chalice

In 1872 the Kiwis invented the condom,using a sheeps bladder.

However in 1873 the Aussies somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep 1st.

[BoHiCa]

The World's shortest Fairy Tale....

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'...

The girl said 'NO!'...

AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND FUCKED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND
WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End.

For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a fucking sandwich!

[Moose]

im sure u guys probably have seen this b4 but wat the hell...

www.textsfromlastnight.com

[Jakes2142]

lol +1 bohica i liked how u ended it.

[Noraa78]

wife says to husband "would you like me to slip into something to put a smile on your face?"

Husband replies "yeah, try a fucking coma"

[Psych0Kyller]

wife says to husband "would you like me to slip into something to put a smile on your face?"

Husband replies "yeah, try a fucking coma"

fuck that is harsh