Death Inc

Budh

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« on: 21/11/2012, 10:50 AM »

Who said there were no good stories in the newspaper anymore?

PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped
stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on
surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife
and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back.
The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two
broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, a broken nose and jaw, multiple

contusions and assorted lacerations...

Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run away after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He must have been a clumsy bastard."


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bageled

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Re: I found this amusing

« Reply #1 on: 21/11/2012, 03:14 PM »

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp


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Syklone

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Re: I found this amusing

« Reply #2 on: 28/11/2012, 11:14 AM »

Its real I tell you! !

I also put that Facebook disclaimer on my page to protect me from Zuckermeoffberg taking my legal stuff for his own personal spank bank.
Plus when I go for a drive I avoid all baby seats on the side of the road with a blanket over them for fear of being abducted and raped / murdered. AND when I go to so a National Geographic movie on the big screen TV I take a flash light so I can see which seats may have lethal syringes stuck in them (Same applies for phone booths - even though I have a mobile, you never know)
I always forward an email onto others cause I know Telstra and Vodaphone are going to give little Johnny a free iPad and trip to Disneyland when I do it. And I send on the other emails for an extra 5c to be donated to the Make a Stick foundation from Harvey Norman.
ITS ALL TRUE I TELL YOU ! !