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21/05/2021, 06:19 AM DonutKing - First post

28/08/2020, 08:39 AM Damit - its because we are all on discord now mrx

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[DonutKing]

Where are the jobs. where are they. also what is your favourite food

[Syklone]

Where are the jobs. where are they. also what is your favourite food

OHFFSMAXWTFBBQ......

Thats such an open question we may be here all day as Chal rattles off all the jobs he wants you to bend over for. This will in turn pull him away from his other iportant duties (which I am unsure of)

But oh well, wait n see.

And Chal - where do all the calculators go ? Not the ghey HGttG response

[DonutKing]

I don't care what jobs. I want to know where. also what is his favourite food

and kryten says all the calculators go to silicon heaven.

[Alucard]

oh god red dwarf lol

[Chalice]

Well Donut..I'm glad you asked!

All the jobs are in india..everyone knows that!

Here's a little tip, apply for a shiteload of jobs under the name  Ghandi Mufasa kababastandi, you'll eventually get one that requires a phone interview at which point in your thickest indian accent answer their questions...dont forget at the end of the call to say "thank you come again."

Now you MAY get a face to face interview..just keep up the pretense of being an indian..maybe quote some discrimination law or other in an answer....then BAM, scored yourself a job guaranteed as we know that currently all the fukin jobs are going to the indians.

NOTE: This will work exceptionally well if youre applying to become a taxi driver, call centre operator, service staion attendant or anything IT related.

Be aware you will be paid fuck all and treated like shit, BUT you will have the pleasure of purposely fucking clienst around just for shits and giggles


My favorite food is fetus...animal or human, not fussed.


Hope that helps,

Chalice

[KARNAGE]

omg, when I was on a cruise they had a staff show and the songs chorus was "if I were not upon the seas, something else I'd rather be..." and this indian/pakistani guy comes up and goes "If I were not upon the seas... *rips off shirt revealing one that says 'I <3 SY* A Sydney taxi driver"

+1 for reminding me of that legend