Well Zero..I'm glad you asked!
There are several brilliant options for making big $$$ in the Middle East, here's a couple that come to mind!
1. You could become a mercenary! But to make it as a Merc you need to look the part, so get several serious tattoo's on your arms like "Betty" and then put a line thru it and underneath Betty, put Susan ..repeat as many times a needed to get the tough guy thing across. I recommend chest webbing with a knife holstered near your left peck and a grenade attached to the right. REMEMBER tough mercs only do a single dash of black cam cream under each eye, no more.
2 . Cover your self in oil, run into a town screaming "IVE DONE IT, I"VE FOUND OIL" then ask who wants to be partners, take the cash and fukin run for it.
3. Porn, ever see a decent porno containing camels? Me either...you'll be breaking new ground and forging your own path in this highly lucrative industry. I recommend names like "Camel Cocks of Arabia" or "Humping the humpbacks"
4. Go there, get as much sand as you can, containers of it, put it in small bottles...go to a country like russia that has no sand and sell it for $10 US a bottle as a rare "mineral" that makes them lucky, horny, in love, bar up ...fuckin you name it..this shit does it! Should get at least 10,000 small bottles out of 1 container = $100,000 US made off your "magic mineral"
Lastly, if you have the cash to kick it off, hire some bodyguards, a limo and a couple of hot models and pretend to be a prince...eventually you'll be taken as one and its up to your social skills to see if you can pull off living the lifestyle off these suckers.
Hell it worked for this cunt, so why not give it a shot? -
Hope that helps,
Chal
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