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DonutKing
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« on: 30/12/2010, 02:23 PM »

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/five-teenagers-found-dead-inside-florida-motel-room-of-suspected-carbon-monoxide-poisoning/story-e6freuz9-1225977238758

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FIVE teenagers have been found dead in a motel room after it is believed they left a car running over night in a closed garage below the room.

Police believe carbon monoxide poisoning may have caused the deaths of five teenagers in a Hialeah, Florida, US motel room, WSVN-TV reported.

While authorities have yet to identify the victims, family and friends who arrived at the Presidente Hotel said they were teenagers aged between 17 and 19 who had checked into the motel to celebrate a birthday.

Part of the party who had left the night before told police that their friends had left a car below the room running because they were afraid they would not be able to start it the next morning.


LOL
potential darwin awards winners right here.

It is a novel solution  to the car's problem though... just keep the car running forever and you'll never have problems starting it.
Similar to staying drunk forever to avoid hangovers.

Speaking of Darwin:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/darwin-woman-attacks-taxi-when-driver-rejects-offer-of-sex/story-e6freuz0-1225977018692

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A woman jumped into a cab in Darwin, Australia, suggested to the driver that they have sex and when he declined, started kicking the car and then threw a bottle though the rear window, the Northern Territory News reported.

The paper quoted the cabdriver, who asked to be identified only as Dean, as saying, "If you saw the girl you'd have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out."

Dean, 41, who is engaged to be married, said the woman got in his car outside a tavern Sunday night and asked him “Do you want to have sex?”

When he said he wasn’t interested, she began swearing, slammed the passenger door and started kicking the cab. Then she picked up a bottle and smashed the rear passenger window.

Police arrested the woman a short time later.

fucking LOL
Good thing I don't know anyone named dean because I'd probably try to be funny and say it was them in the story
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« Reply #1 on: 30/12/2010, 02:54 PM »

Good thing I don't know anyone named dean because I'd probably try to be funny and say it was them in the story

We all know it wasn't our Dean anyway, our Dean wouldn't have given her a chance to ask. He'd have offered to pay.
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« Reply #2 on: 30/12/2010, 04:28 PM »

*sniff* ..You guys know me so well. I most certanily would've given her a...ride.
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