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Title: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Post by: KARNAGE on 26/06/2009, 06:25 PM
here's some jokes that i heard about Michael Jackson and amazingly they were mostly in the morning, fast people


in the news, michael jackson has died of cardiac arrest, his heart just couldnt Beat It

Michael Jackson has died today and his death is both good and bad, the bad part was that he died, the good part is his body is 95% recyclable

In the U.S they have made a burger in memorial of Michael Jackson, 50 year old meat in between two 8 year old buns

Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, his body is now being made into playstations so he can still be fondled by kids

Michael Jackson and Farrah have both died today, one is a white wrinkly old woman, the other was a charlie's angels star

Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today cancelling his tour dates in Australia, Colin age 8, David age 11 and Travis age 6

Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, the one time he gets arrested the cops didnt do it

Michael Jackson unfortunately dieing has shocked the world, not having a religeon it is now Satan's eternal journey to see what he looks like after the plastics melted

Michael Jackson has unfortunately died today, most of his body will be returned to china

if you've got any more comment, i've forgotten some but thats what i remember :D



Title: Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Post by: Dex on 26/06/2009, 06:26 PM
shall we keep it in the same thread?
Funny though...


Title: Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Post by: Chalice on 26/06/2009, 06:26 PM
Lol...duplicate thread buddy :D

see here for more info - http://forums.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=5751.0


Title: Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Post by: KARNAGE on 26/06/2009, 06:29 PM
o, i didnt see that so i didnt really know there was one already on


Title: Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes
Post by: Dex on 26/06/2009, 06:34 PM
when the greatest kiddy fiddler alive dies, there is bound to be a thread on it in the DI forums. We are pretty fucked up.

PS: when i say greatest i simply mean he was a good singer back in the day who happened to like kids. I do not like kiddy fiddlers any more than the next guy (unless that guy is my chem teacher)