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Title: Athlete fails drug test due to penis enlargement pills
Post by: DonutKing on 20/10/2010, 08:50 AM
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/olympic-400m-dope-cheat-lashawn-merritt-blames-penis-growth-pill/story-e6frexni-1225940685359

AMERICAN 400m Olympic champion LaShawn Merritt received a 21-month ban for an anabolic steroid which his lawyer claimed was contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.

The 24-year-old - who is also the world champion at the distance - tested positive three times to dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA).

Merritt, who claimed he had started using the product after the 2009 season, first tested positive on October 28, 2009, then on December 8 and finally on January 16 this year.


A few things seem weird about this story.

Firstly, steroids usually shrink your genitals so I'm not sure why you would take them to make your dick bigger.

Secondly he's a black dude- shouldn't need penis enlargement pills in the first place- unless he really got the short end of the stick (so to speak)

Thirdly he says at the end of the article:
"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around"

Sounds like the pills work after all :D
There might be hope for you yet smiddi


Title: Re: Athlete fails drug test due to penis enlargement pills
Post by: Alucard on 20/10/2010, 06:33 PM
lol what a fail