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Title: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: MrMagic on 10/10/2010, 07:15 PM Dear Chalice,
Ive been wondering this for quite some while now, It came to my head the other day that you would have the best knowlege on this subject. What was the person who discovered milk doing with the cow? Im not sure if this is any different from when you discovered goats milk but please inlighten us :) Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Chalice on 10/10/2010, 07:44 PM Hi Magic... I'm glad you asked.
In 502BC there was a farmer named Yusaf Paul skinny low fat high calcium Milko... Now Yusaf had once been married with two young boys, sadly the wife caught him with a chicken on the end of his knob and left him, taking the boys with her. As she left Yusaf swore that he would one day be rich and famous...the wife just scoffed and left. Several years went by and Yusaf grew lonlier and lonlier until finally he couldn't take it anymore and went out to his pasture, pulled down his pants and got stuck into Betty. When he finished Yusaf was relieved, in fact he was happy as fuck as betty was the best screw he'd ever had, he couldn't resist and went out to her daily...now this is where the translation issue has kicked in..They were actually called DAILY cows...not DAIRY cows as men had intercourse with them daily. As time went on Yusaf and Betty tried experimenting and on one fine morning Yusaf was fisting Betty and tried sucking on her tits (he'd tried everywhere else by then FYI) and BAM...Milk. It tasted so delicious that Yusaf invited his friends Pura & Fysical to try..they soon went into buisness bottling this god nectar and promoting it as being able to increase your labido and as time went by became the lovely substance we now enjoy in our coffee and on our cereal. Another interesting fact to note is that it wasn't until the year 1476 AD that they discovered you didn't actually have to fist the cow to get the milk :-\ Hope that helps, Yusaf..I mean Chalice p.s. Another theory is that the first milk producing cow knew Kung Fu and shot milk at its enemies :D Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: DonutKing on 10/10/2010, 08:18 PM Quote now this is where the translation issue has kicked in..They were actually called DAILY cows...not DAIRY cows as men had intercourse with them daily. ROR Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Chalice on 10/10/2010, 10:10 PM ROR?
Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Ametros on 11/10/2010, 02:56 PM p.s. Another theory is that the first milk producing cow knew Kung Fu and shot milk at its enemies :D Kung Pow: Enter The Fist!!! :D :D :D +1 Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: KARNAGE on 11/10/2010, 03:01 PM Imagine how the cows would feel had this guy been around back then
(http://rocksclan.com/images/falconpunchbylobostylez.jpg) Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Filth123 on 11/10/2010, 06:20 PM Rofl, milk will never be the same to me now... nor that cow i have in the backyard
Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Dex on 11/10/2010, 09:06 PM oh no. Filth just rediscovered milk....
Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Chalice on 11/10/2010, 11:43 PM Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Virgil83 on 12/10/2010, 10:40 AM I was am Army Cadet in high school, and we used to go on bivouacs where a friend of mine would go around INSISTING that potty calves (baby cows for you city slickers) gave the BEST head... he'd get groups of younger Cadets hooked by his stories about dipping his cock in a jar of honey and having the young calf suck it all off... etc etc... he was kidding of course but it was hilarious to watch all these grade 8 cadets get "sucked in" (excuse the pun) by the story...
It was all a lot of fun until one day, after a camp, one of the grade 8 cadets didn't return to school the next week... turns out he was in hospital after he'd (rather stupidly) tried the Corporal's suggestion and had been injured in the attempt... Bet that guy never looked at cows the same way again, either :) Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: bageled on 12/10/2010, 02:39 PM oh man,,,but the teeth, they've got teeth.....how could you.....where was Karen Owens?
Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Chalice on 12/10/2010, 03:15 PM Some people like a little teeth Bageled :-X
Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Virgil83 on 12/10/2010, 04:27 PM Some people like a little teeth Bageled :-X Only you Chal, you Title: Re: What was the man doing when he discovered cow milk? Post by: Chalice on 12/10/2010, 05:14 PM Some people like a little teeth Bageled :-X Only you Chal, you Fixed your sentence mate ;D |