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Title: This Weeks SMS Post by: BoHiCa on 16/09/2010, 03:52 PM A THREAD FOR THE FUNNY SMS's WE ALL GET :D
My gran was telling me that men aren't as polite & kind as they were when she was young. I had to explain it's because they're not trying to Fuck her anymore! Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: BoHiCa on 17/09/2010, 03:37 PM 7 Englishmen and an crypto r standng in a rape line up.
The victim walks in, Crypto steps forward and shouts "Thats her, the ungrateful fat slut" Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: BoHiCa on 17/09/2010, 03:37 PM Courtesy of Chalice :)
In 1872 the Kiwis invented the condom,using a sheeps bladder. However in 1873 the Aussies somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep 1st. Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: BoHiCa on 17/09/2010, 03:40 PM The World's shortest Fairy Tale....
Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'... The girl said 'NO!'... AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND FUCKED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A WANK WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End. For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a fucking sandwich! Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: Moose on 17/09/2010, 04:16 PM im sure u guys probably have seen this b4 but wat the hell...
www.textsfromlastnight.com Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: Jakes2142 on 17/09/2010, 04:47 PM lol +1 bohica i liked how u ended it.
Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: Noraa78 on 17/09/2010, 07:24 PM wife says to husband "would you like me to slip into something to put a smile on your face?"
Husband replies "yeah, try a fucking coma" Title: Re: This Weeks SMS Post by: Psych0Kyller on 18/09/2010, 12:15 PM wife says to husband "would you like me to slip into something to put a smile on your face?" fuck that is harshHusband replies "yeah, try a fucking coma" |